Boy Scout Jokes

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp

A Boy Scout decided to start a business fixing horns on cars and trucks… He called it "Beep Repaired."

What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? One comes back from camp.

What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps.

What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew ? A boy scout returns back from camp.

What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp.

How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired.

When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping

Boy Scouts [Warning: Offensive] Whats the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?

One comes home from camp, the other doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back home from camp.

What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? One comes back from camp.

What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from camp....

What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person? The Boy Scout comes home from camp.
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I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts... ...for eating a Brownie.

What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from the camp alive

I'm going to sabotage the winners' tents in the next boy scouts competition... I'll knock them down a peg or two

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!

When I wss a kid I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts For eating a Brownie.

What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from their camps.

The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world... You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scouts came home from their camps

How was Boy Scout camp? Intents

I heard they're letting girls join the boy scouts now. They're going to help the boys pitch a tent.

I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They’re just a bunch of BS

My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group He told me it was in tents.

You can take a Boy Scout out of the woods But you can’t take a Boy Scout out of another Boy Scout

Why did it take three Boy Scouts to help the little old lady cross the road? Because she didn't want to go.

(very dark) what's the difference between jews and boy scouts? the boy scouts return home from the camp

When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior? They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

- this came to me in a dream... maybe it should have stayed there? *shrugs*

A Scoutmaster was banned from the Boy Scouts of America... When asked what was the reason for him getting banned, all he said was that he was teaching the scouts how to "pitch a tent".