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Funniest Double Entendre Jokes

Funny Double Entendre Jokes
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A good looking young woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a double entendre So he gives it to her

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One time, I wrote down so many double entendres... ...I had to rub one out.

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A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her.

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A friend of mine asked if I could give her the definition of a double entendre... so I gave it to her.

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A pun, a play on words, and a double entendre walk into a bar... No joke.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre And the bartender gives it to her.

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A girl walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a double entendre. Then he gave it to her.

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A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her.

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She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her.

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Did you hear about the woman who ordered a double entendre at the bar? The bartender reached under the bar whipped it out and gave it to her

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I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard.

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I saw an ad for a double entendre contest So i entered my sister

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A woman sits in a bar and orders a cocktail named "Double Enténdre" So the barkeeper gives it to her.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre. And the bartender gave it to her.

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A woman walked into a bar and said to the barman, ‘I’d like a Double Entendre.’ So he gave her one.

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A lady walks into a bar... ...and she orders a double entendre.

The bartender gives it to her.

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A babe walks into a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her

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The other day I walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre So the bartender gave it to me.

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A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one

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I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it’s sooo hard.

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A woman sitting at a bar orders a double entendre... He gives it to her

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I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio So I entered my sister

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So girl walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... So he gives it to her.

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A women walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So the bar tender gives it to her.

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A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave it to her.

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A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gave it to her.

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A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... ... So he gives it to her!

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So a lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her.

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A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gave it to her.

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A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her.

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Women walks into a bar and orders a double entendre. And the bar tender gives it to her

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A pretty girl walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "what are you having?". Girl responds "I'll take a a Double entendre". ... So he gives it to her.

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A girl walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for double entendre. The bartender gave it to her.

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A woman walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I would like a double entendres.” So he gave it to her.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one.

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A man walked into my bar... and asked for a double entendre.

So I gave him one.

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I walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre. So the bartender gave it to me.

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Man walks into a bar where DMX is the bar tender and orders a double entendre... And X *gives it to him*

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A woman walks into a bar. She asks the barman for a double entendre So the barman gave her one

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What did the Frenchman do with his Italian suppository? He took it as a double entendre innuendo.

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What's the difference between a euphemism and a double entendre? A euphemism hits you in the face, but a double entendre is more subtle.

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An aspiring and deserving executive is meeting the CEO for drinks at his home The CEO says “Let me fix you a drink and then we can talk about which division you would lead.”

She asks for a double entendre. So he gives I.T. to her

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Girl walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre So the bartender says "Sure, I'd be more than happy to give you a hand with that"

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A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So the bartender gave it to her

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A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre So he gave her one.

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