Bach Jokes

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? "You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."

Why didn't Bach attend Vivaldi's concert? He was baroque.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? A: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say: "Bach, Bach, Bach."

Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the best composer" the chicken said "Bach, Bach, Bach"

Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling "Bach Bach Bach Bach"

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers. Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."

If Arnold Schwarzenegger were a pianist.. He'd be Bach.

Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying " Bach! Bach! Bach!

Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?" "I'll be Bach"

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ,"Bach, Bach, Bach"

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to play Mozart. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered the chance to play the role of Mozart in a new film. He read the script but was not impressed. So he told the producers 're-write it and I'll be Bach.'

Why did Mozart sell his chickens? Because they kept saying “bach bach”!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to the historical costume party? "I'll be Bach"

The Terminator and his friends decided to go to a costume party dressed up as famous classical musicians. "I'll be Beethoven!", said one friend.

"I'll be Mozart!", said the other friend.

"I'll be Bach.", said The Terminator.

What music do chickens listen to? Bach

Who is a chicken's favorite composer? Bach

Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers? They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he said "no, I'll be Bach!"

What kind of music do chickens like best? Bach!

Why did Mozart kill his pet chicken? Because all it could say was, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach..."

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is "mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach"!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party? I'll be Bach.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ? Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy? No, he was baroque.

Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? Because they kept running around screaming, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

Why did Mozart kill his pet chicken? Because all it would say was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

So I died and was reincarnated as a composer... I'm Bach now.

i've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere... i could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.

I'm pretty sure chickens love classical music All I hear from them is "bach bach bach bach bach"

Why couldn't Bach pay for his rent? Because he was a Baroque composer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is asked in an interview... If you could be reincarnated as any famous musician in history, Who would it be.

He replies "I'll be Bach."

I died and was reincarnated... Into a musical composer!

I'm Bach now.

What does a musical dog do? he bach

Why couldn’t Bach join Mozart, Gershwin, and Liszt for drinks? He was Baroque.

What did Bach say when he slammed his finger in the door? Ow! I think it's baroque!


(I'm so sorry.)

What did Bach say when he got punched in the face? I think you Baroque my nose....

Why did Mozart kill his chicken? It kept saying "BACH BACH BACH"

Why did Mozart kill his other chicken?

To impress his Wolf-gang.