Barbie Jokes

A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"

And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."

Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box.

Badum tiss.

Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes.

Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in another box.

Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Ken came in another box

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant? because he always came in another box.

I was surprised to find that "Trailer Park Barbie" doesn't come with bruising on her body Then I realized battery not included

Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Ken always came in another box.

Why was Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken came in another box.

Why is Barbie not pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box.

What do you call an Australian looking after his grill? A barbie sitter

Why didn't Barbie have a baby? Because Ken came in a different box.

Why didn't ken and barbie ever have kids? Because ken always comes in a different box.

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because Ken came in another box.


Edit: Yes, I know that there actually IS a pregnant Barbie doll. Just roll with the joke people...sheesh.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.

A little girl sits on Santa's lap and asks him for a Barbie and a GI Joe. "Well little girl, you can certainly have that, but doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?"

"Oh no, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box.

Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box.





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Why can't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in another box

What do you call a bunch of blondes waiting in line for meat? A barbie queue.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie? because Ken always came in another box.

Why didn’t Barbie become pregnant? Because Ken came in another box.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken came in a different box.

How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer? She trained with doll-fins.

Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.

Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Cause Ken comes in a different box.

Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because ken came in a different box

Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.

Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

What do you call a Barbie on fire? A Barbecue!







Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:)

I was walking past Toys R Us today, when I noticed a really long line outside... I asked a worker, "What's everyone here for?"

He said, "That's the Barbie queue."

Then, like an fool, I stood in it for forty five minutes waiting for a burger...

Why did Barbie never have kids? Because Ken came in a different box.

Why did the Australian get kicked out the toy store? For throwing shrimp on the Barbie

In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey Hobo Ken.

Why didn't Ken get Barbie pregnant? Because he came in another box.

My wife was teaching our children that Barbie and Disney were sexist and misogynistic. I happen to believe that children learn through examples set by their parents.

So I told my wife to shut her yap and get back in the kitchen.

Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

Why can’t Ken ever get a Barbie pregnant? Ken COMES in a different box. 😝

What do you call a group of people in line for a plastic doll? A barbie-queue!