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Funny Basic Jokes
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Girl if I had to rate you, I'd give you a 10 Oh the pH scale, because girl you are basic.

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Girl, you're a 10? On the pH scale, maybe, cuz you basic.

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What did the Stormtrooper say to his family before shipping off to Empire basic training? I’ll miss you.

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Why can't Jewish girls be basic? They're too Hasidic

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My girlfriend has started a livestream show where she does basic arithmetic while wearing lingerie. It's "The Thot That Counts".

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What was the basic white girl's favorite picture book? The Little Engine That Couldn't Even.

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Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees.

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My parents taught me from birth that the coloreds and the whites should be separated. I mean, that’s just basic laundry.

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Yo momma so basic... ...she got a pH of 15.

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I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf

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My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even.

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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is.

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A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography Teacher: "what state do you live in?"

Student: "denial."

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If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions

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I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic

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The police are currently on the lookout for a massive homeless dumpling that has been indiscriminately ransacking houses for money to buy basic necessities. He's a wanted wanting wanton one-ton wonton.

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"Describe yourself in three words" "Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"

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Two school girls are arguing, one preppy the other nerdy The preppy girl says, “you’re just jealous because I’m a 10 and you’re not!”
The nerdy girl responds, “Yeah you’re a 10! On the pH scale, because you’re so BASIC!”

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They should say "it's litmus" instead of "it's lit." That way, you can differentiate the people who are basic and the people who aren't.

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I told my friend his pH was over 7 and he didn't get it. That's when I knew he lacked even a basic understanding of chemistry.

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On a pH scale, I give this joke a 10 Because it’s pretty basic

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Girl, are you Sodium Hydroxide? cause you basic.

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How many monsters can do basic math? All of them, unless you count Dracula

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Facebook and basic cable Reading Facebook feels like I'm watching basic cable in a hotel: All I want is Comedy Central, but all I can find is the Food Network, workout infomercials and Fox News.

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So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic.

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13? 1. She's basic.
2. She literally can't even.

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States would make a lot more revenue if they taxed people who don't understand math or basic probability. Oh wait. I forgot about the lottery.

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Why do popular kids have a pH of 14 Because they are so basic!

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As I was leaving home to start a new life for myself As I was leaving home to start a new life for myself across the country my mom said" Don't forget to write!"

I thought "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill,isn't it?"

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What do you call a basic girl in potato themed lingerie A Tator-Thot

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I aced my chemistry test on the pH scale... It was really basic.

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Girl, is your H+ concentration 1x10^14? Because you're basic asf.

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Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH? Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic

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During basic training, I was teased horribly for wanting to join the Navy. That all changed when I was enlisted. There’s no point teasing each other when you’re all in the same boat.

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When asking a basic white girl if she wants some Starbucks, the short answer will always be "yas" The long answer is probably going to be "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas"

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Your a ten babe On the PH scale maybe, cause you basic

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We should start taxing people who don't comprehend math or basic probability. Nevermind. I forgot about the lottery.

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A basic girl was struggling with her math class, its the thot that counts

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A friend showed me a periodic table app he made. I told him, "Cool. When's the next update?"

He replied, "You see, one of the basic elements of app-making is that you have to update it periodically."

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States would make more revenue if they taxed people who didn't understand math or basic probability. Oh yeah. I forgot about the lottery.

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We have to buy our basic human rights Food, water, the internet...

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Hey girl are you a programming language? Because you are BASIC

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This entire year I was looking forward to being Tom Petty for Halloween But now going as a zombie is just to basic

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What did the white girl say when she found out pumpkin spice lattes were considered basic? "My whole life is a lye!"

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What's the PH of pumpkin spice? Basic.

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I've studied Basic Human Anatomy so much I know it like the back of my hand.

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I heard soap is quite flavourless After all the substance is quite basic

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