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Girl if I had to rate you, I'd give you a 10 Oh the pH scale, because girl you are basic.
Girl, you're a 10? On the pH scale, maybe, cuz you basic.
What did the Stormtrooper say to his family before shipping off to Empire basic training? I’ll miss you.
Why can't Jewish girls be basic? They're too Hasidic
My girlfriend has started a livestream show where she does basic arithmetic while wearing lingerie. It's "The Thot That Counts".
What was the basic white girl's favorite picture book? The Little Engine That Couldn't Even.
Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees.
My parents taught me from birth that the coloreds and the whites should be separated. I mean, that’s just basic laundry.
Yo momma so basic... ...she got a pH of 15.
I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf
My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even.
Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is.
A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography
Teacher: "what state do you live in?"
Student: "denial."
If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions
I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic
The police are currently on the lookout for a massive homeless dumpling that has been indiscriminately ransacking houses for money to buy basic necessities. He's a wanted wanting wanton one-ton wonton.
"Describe yourself in three words" "Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"
Two school girls are arguing, one preppy the other nerdy
The preppy girl says, “you’re just jealous because I’m a 10 and you’re not!”
The nerdy girl responds, “Yeah you’re a 10! On the pH scale, because you’re so BASIC!”
They should say "it's litmus" instead of "it's lit." That way, you can differentiate the people who are basic and the people who aren't.
I told my friend his pH was over 7 and he didn't get it. That's when I knew he lacked even a basic understanding of chemistry.
On a pH scale, I give this joke a 10 Because it’s pretty basic
Girl, are you Sodium Hydroxide? cause you basic.
How many monsters can do basic math? All of them, unless you count Dracula
Facebook and basic cable Reading Facebook feels like I'm watching basic cable in a hotel: All I want is Comedy Central, but all I can find is the Food Network, workout infomercials and Fox News.
So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic.
Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?
1. She's basic.
2. She literally can't even.
States would make a lot more revenue if they taxed people who don't understand math or basic probability. Oh wait. I forgot about the lottery.
Why do popular kids have a pH of 14 Because they are so basic!
As I was leaving home to start a new life for myself
As I was leaving home to start a new life for myself across the country my mom said" Don't forget to write!"
I thought "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill,isn't it?"
What do you call a basic girl in potato themed lingerie A Tator-Thot
I aced my chemistry test on the pH scale... It was really basic.
Girl, is your H+ concentration 1x10^14? Because you're basic asf.
Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH? Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic
During basic training, I was teased horribly for wanting to join the Navy. That all changed when I was enlisted. There’s no point teasing each other when you’re all in the same boat.
When asking a basic white girl if she wants some Starbucks, the short answer will always be "yas" The long answer is probably going to be "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas"
Your a ten babe On the PH scale maybe, cause you basic
We should start taxing people who don't comprehend math or basic probability. Nevermind. I forgot about the lottery.
A basic girl was struggling with her math class, its the thot that counts
A friend showed me a periodic table app he made.
I told him, "Cool. When's the next update?"
He replied, "You see, one of the basic elements of app-making is that you have to update it periodically."