Bean Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? ...


I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Edit: Whoa, I knew this was a great joke but didnt expect this. Thanks!

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I bet you never heard of someone paying $20 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup? Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup? Because one more would be too farty

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion? Teargas

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more bean would be too farty.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean? You wouldn't pay money to have a Garbanzo bean on your face!

Why do the Irish only put two hundred and thirty nine beans in their chili? Because if they added just one more bean, it would be too farty!

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? It doesn't cost me $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean? Donald Trump wouldn't let a russian garbonzo bean on his face.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid $40 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

How do you discipline a coffee bean? You ground it.

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don’t get hard when a garbanzo beans on my face.

What’s the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea? Donald Trump has never had a Lima Bean on his chest.

Why was Jack scared? Because Jack was bean stalked

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a garbanzo bean on my face!

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I'v never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never let a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Do you know what the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean is? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a "chickpea" and a "garbanzo bean"? I've never had a garbanzo bean all over my face.

Whats the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lima bean on me.

What is a bean that is outdated? A has-bean

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I didn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face last night.

What's the difference in a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

My mom won't support my dreams of becoming a bean farmer... I wish she would just let me work in peas.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.