Hearing Aid Jokes

An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?" The husband says, "Change the battery in your hearing aid."

my grandma talking to my dad about her new hearing aid "it's the most expensive one u can buy, it cost me $4,000.”

my dad: "what kind is it?"

my grandma: "it's 4:15pm"

I didn't go to college, I went to the 'School of Hard Knocks'. Because I wanted to get a job as a door-to-door hearing aid salesman.

Three men with hearing aids are walking down the street One of them says,
"Brr, it's windy today, ain't it?"
The second man responds,
"No, it's Thursday you idiot."
The last one says,
"Me too, let's go get a drink."

People think listening to a really great song and having an eargasm is great Thats until you get hearing aids

A grandma is bragging to her daughter about new hearing aid that cost her $2000 The daughter asks "What kind is it?"

"It's 5:45 dear"

New hearing aide A friend of mine got new a hearing aid and he was ecstatic over how much better he could hear.

"It's like night and day", he said. "I can't believe all the sounds I was missing"

I asked, "What kind is it?"

He answered "about a quarter to four"

My grandma talking to my mom about her new hearing aid,”its the most expensive one you can buy it,it cost me $5000.” My Mum: ”what kind is it?” My grandma : “its 4:15 pm darling..”

What do you call a queue of people waiting for hearing aids to be fitted? Deaf row

Why does the grim reaper need a hearing aid? Because he's deaf.

My dad told me he just got one of the best hearing aids money can buy. So I asked him "what kind is it?"

He said "about 4:30".

I sent my hearing aids in for repair last month. I haven't heard from them since.

I keep telling my Grandma that she needs hearing aids... ...but she just won't listen.

I told my doctor I have hearing aids... ... but he insists it's just an ear infection...

I've decided to start a buisness selling hearing aids to pirates I'm going to charge a buccaneer

My grandma was talking to my mom about her new hearing aid... “It’s one of the most expensive ones you can get, it was $3,500”

Mom: What kind is it?

Grandma: It’s 12:30 pm

“What do we want!?” “Hearing aids!” “When do we want them!?”
“Hearing aids!”

A young couple is in a bus. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?" The husband says, "Change the battery in your hearing aid."

Two old men were discussing a new hearing aid... Merle: Boy I tell ya! This new hearing aid is a miracle. Haven’t heard this good in 30’years!

Herm: that’s great! What kind is it?

Merle: 10:30

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. “Really," answered the neighbour. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

All elderly people have AIDS Hearing aids, band-aids, and Rol-aids

I told my grandpa he should wear his hearing aids but he won't listen

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid It cost me $5,000 but it is state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”

My Dad and I were helping my Grandfather find his hearing aid.. “We don’t need to find it, I’ll be okay without it”

“No Grandpa we should still try and find it”

“What?”

I rest my case

A hooker called me the other day I'm not old or anything but I now have hearing aids

Sharing earbuds and headphones spreads disease How do you think I got hearing aids?

Hearing Aid. An elderly gent was showing off his new hearing aid to a friend.
"This is the finest hearing aid on the market today" he bragged "I paid over £500 for it".
His friend asked "What Kind is it?"
He replied "Half past five".

Why did the hearing aid salesman quit his job for a life of piracy? Because he only ever made a good Buccaneer

I keep trying to convince my grandmother to get a hearing aid... But she just won't listen

Hearing Aid My neighbor just told me, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," . "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty"

My Father in Law is hard of hearing, and he told me an original joke about hearing aids Or at least he said he’d never heard it before.

Friend 1: hey buddy, I see you got a new hearing aid. What kind is it? Friend 2: five o’clock

Last week somebody came in my ear now I have hearing AIDS.

My Grandma told me all her friends had AIDS... I told her I was sorry for them and she asked me to speak up.

She too had AIDS,

\*hearing aids\*

My girlfriend asked me, "what are we going to do with your eyesight?" "we're going to have to buy a larger hearing aid."

Read a story recently about a guy who went deaf as a result of having acquired immune deficiency syndrome. He had hearing aids.

What do you get after listening to Ear rape? Hearing AIDS!

Did you hear about those new hearing aids? They're something to shout about