Insect Jokes

Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!

I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee

What do you call an insect that used to drive people around for money? Exuberant

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny

Known as the "one-day insect" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms... But it still lives longer than my headphones.

Imagine winning the 100m butterfly... What would you do with such a big insect?

From a Friend Thanos: any last words insect?

Ant-Man: Yes ugly! spell me

Thanos: M-E

Ant-Man: You forgot the "u"

Thanos: There is no "u" in "me"

Ant-Man: Not yet there isn't

\*shrinks\*

What was the official insect of the Soviet Union? The cagey bee.

Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect? Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

I did pretty well in my insect catching exam... I got a bee.

What kind of insect is good at math? An account-ant

I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded I think it was a jihaddy longlegs

Who are the bookkeepers of the insect world? Account ants.

Why did Professor X take on an insect as a student when it couldn't talk? Because it was a mute ant.

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest.

Did you know that fireflies are the smartest insect? They're the brightest one.

What do you call an insect who is in trouble with the law? “A defendANT”

What do you call a Buddhist that got reincarnated as an insect? A Budapest

What do you call an anti vax insect? A Rolio Polio

I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect. I told him, "I think your fly is open."

What do you call an insect that talks under its breath? A mumble bee

Did you hear about the insect transport plane that crashed into the Duct factory? Don't worry, it's all caught on tape

A fruit, an insect, and a Chinese surname walk into a bar. Well, a pear, ant, lee.

What do you call a flying insect that's hard to get to know and spies for Russia? Cagey bee

What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit? Bugs bunny

Did you hear about the insect living in a brief case? He flew off the handle when I tried to swat him.

What do you call a wary Russian insect? Cagey Bee

Which insect has great hair? An ear-wig!

What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet? A Tor-ant

What do you call a undead yellow and black striped Insect... a Zombee.

What kind of insect or good at math? The account-ant

What do you call an insect that brings goods into the country? An important!

I am a male insect and I am very good at floating on my back in a pool. I am Buoyant.

This insect is very halal The mosque-ito

What grade/rating would you give to insect conservationists on the job they've been doing the last decade? I give them a bee minus

What does a large pink cat and a deceased insect have in common? Dead ant, dead ant,
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead annnnt....

What would you call a bloodsucking insect that is part of a middle eastern religion? A mosque-ito!

A big insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded! I think it was a Jihady long legs..