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Funniest Insect Jokes

Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!

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I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee

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What do you call an insect that used to drive people around for money? Exuberant

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What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny

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Known as the "one-day insect" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms... But it still lives longer than my headphones.

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Imagine winning the 100m butterfly... What would you do with such a big insect?

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From a Friend Thanos: any last words insect?

Ant-Man: Yes ugly! spell me

Thanos: M-E

Ant-Man: You forgot the "u"

Thanos: There is no "u" in "me"

Ant-Man: Not yet there isn't

\*shrinks\*

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What was the official insect of the Soviet Union? The cagey bee.

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Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils.

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect? Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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I did pretty well in my insect catching exam... I got a bee.

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What kind of insect is good at math? An account-ant

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I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded I think it was a jihaddy longlegs

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Who are the bookkeepers of the insect world? Account ants.

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Why did Professor X take on an insect as a student when it couldn't talk? Because it was a mute ant.

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest.

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Did you know that fireflies are the smartest insect? They're the brightest one.

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What do you call an insect who is in trouble with the law? “A defendANT”

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What do you call a Buddhist that got reincarnated as an insect? A Budapest

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What do you call an anti vax insect? A Rolio Polio

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I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect. I told him, "I think your fly is open."

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What do you call an insect that talks under its breath? A mumble bee

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Did you hear about the insect transport plane that crashed into the Duct factory? Don't worry, it's all caught on tape

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A fruit, an insect, and a Chinese surname walk into a bar. Well, a pear, ant, lee.

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What do you call a flying insect that's hard to get to know and spies for Russia? Cagey bee

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What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit? Bugs bunny

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Did you hear about the insect living in a brief case? He flew off the handle when I tried to swat him.

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What do you call a wary Russian insect? Cagey Bee

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Which insect has great hair? An ear-wig!

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What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet? A Tor-ant

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What do you call a undead yellow and black striped Insect... a Zombee.

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What kind of insect or good at math? The account-ant

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What do you call an insect that brings goods into the country? An important!

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I am a male insect and I am very good at floating on my back in a pool. I am Buoyant.

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This insect is very halal The mosque-ito

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What grade/rating would you give to insect conservationists on the job they've been doing the last decade? I give them a bee minus

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What does a large pink cat and a deceased insect have in common? Dead ant, dead ant,
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead annnnt....

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What would you call a bloodsucking insect that is part of a middle eastern religion? A mosque-ito!

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A big insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded! I think it was a Jihady long legs..

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What do you call an insect spending all his money in the casino? Beengo

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Which insect has the first part of its name of another insect? Beetle

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