Prayer Jokes

"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.

A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it.

I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

I started a business... I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

I opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer matts Prophets are going through the roof

I recently opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof

I started a company I started a company that sells land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan . He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof

I own a company selling land mines that look like prayer blankets Prophets are going through the roof!

I started selling land mines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof.

(Yes it's old, but I still love it)

A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof.

My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs.. He says prophets are going through the roof.

A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan. He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof.

I made a company that disguises land mines as prayer mats... Prophets are through the roof

My new invention has made me rich!!! exploding prayer mats, prophets are going through the roof

I started up a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof.

My friend decided to start an industry selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets have been going through the roof.

Did you hear about the guy selling bombs disguised as prayer mats? Prophets were going through the roof

I started a business putting explosives in prayer mats Prophets are though the roof.

I knew a guy that was selling exploding prayer rugs in the middle east He told me prophets were going through the roof

I started a business selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!

I just opened an explosive prayer mat business. Prophets are through the roof.

The power of prayer A ship is sinking, the captain turns to the people on the boat and asks, "does anyone here know how to pray?"

The priest on boards says he can pray.

Captain: "Ok priest, you pray. Everyone else will wear a life jacket. We are short of one."

I opened a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof.

A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.. making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof.

Have you heard about the new landmines? They're disguised as prayer mats and prophets have gone through the roof

A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats.
"It's going well," he said. "Prophets are going through the roof."

I've started a company that makes landmines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof

A young engineer has just started his own business in Afghanistan he's making landmines that look like prayer mats. It's doing very well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

A man and a woman are in a restaurant... When their food arrives, the man exclaims “Well this looks delicious! Let’s eat”

“But don’t we have to say prayer first?” Says the woman

“Honey, we do that at home. Here the chef knows how to cook”

I invented a Prayer Rug weaved with TNT; prophets are going through the roof.

I started a new business selling explosive prayer mats Prophets are through the roof

I started a company that makes land mines that look like prayer mats. Business is definitely booming, because prophets are going through the roof.

I created an online website selling prayer mats disguised as land mines... Prophets are going through the roof

[Religion] A friend of mine opened a store in Afghanistan which sells exploding prayer mats. From what he's told me of his sales, prophets are going through the roof :)

What do you call a Chinese dude that goes to church to pick up chicks? A true prayer

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