Recycling Jokes

I know a place where the recycling rate is 98% /r/jokes

i know a place where the recycling rate is 99% /r/jokes

What do you call a world's shittiest recycling center? r/Jokes

How does /r/jokes celebrate Earth Day? By recycling 100% of its content.

Researchers have discovered a self-sustainable utopia where the recycling rate is as high as 98% But you already know about this place. Welcome to /r/jokes.

r/jokes should use its karma to help the environment. Subscribers are already experts at recycling.

Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had. It's just soda pressing.

I found a place that has a 98% recycling rate. r/Jokes.

Cans I work in a can recycling factory.

My job is to crush cans.

I don't enjoy it. It's soda pressing.

r/Jokes founder nominated for the Nobel peace prize Because they’ve created world’s most dedicated recycling community.

/r/jokes has taught me The value of recycling.

I hate my job at the can recycling center. It’s soda pressing.

I went to the wrong subreddit. I wanted to go to /r/recycling, but everything here has been reused too.

A man and his son are walking by a recycling center when the son notices how forlorn all the workers seem to be. “Dad, why do they all look so down?”

“Son, you would be too if you had to smash pop cans all day long. It’s soda pressing.”

Sorry

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling? r/jokes

I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities Its soda-pressing.

I found a place where the recycling rate is 99.99% /r/Jokes

Which place has a 99% recycling average? r/jokes

I hated my job at the recycling plant, I was in charge of crushing aluminum cans It was soda pressing

If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users Then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin?

What place on the internet is so environmentally friendly that the recycling rate is 99%? R/Jokes

What day is /r/Jokes favorite? Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

I found a place that has 98% recycling r/jokes

Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant? r/Jokes

/r/Jokes is like a recycling plant I would tell you the rest but you probably heard it already.

More and more places are recycling their trash. Today I found a place with a 99.9% recycling rate. /r/jokes

I used to work in a recycling plant, crushing cans. But I had to quit, it was soda pressing.

I worked in a can recycling factory for 10 years It was sodapressing

Shouldn‘t we just merge two subs of the same nature with similar content? r/recycling members would be delighted by the efficiency over here

Every week, I'm happy to say that a recycling truck takes my garbage. But I prefer /r/jokes where trash gets recycled almost every single day.

I found somewhere with 99.1% recycling rate /r/Jokes

My friend works at a recycling centre crushing soft drink cans all day It's soda pressing

I found a place where the recycling rate is 99% /r/Jokes

"sole"-destroying shoe "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."

Want to know a place where the recycling rate is 99%? r/Jokes

My dad's Christian and my mom's jewish and they LOVE recycling... But it's a little awkward for both me and my grandad on ash wednesday. Sadly he didn't survive the holocaust.

I really don't like my new job at the fish recycling centre, It's sole destroying.

I recently got a job at the recycling plant But it's soda pressing.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth? r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

I know a place where the recycling rate is 99% The recycling plant.