Hilarious Thai Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Thai Jokes

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I'm glad the cave rescue is complete.... Now when I google Thai boys I can get back to normal results

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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did

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I Was Sitting On A Train Next To A Hot Thai Girl I Thought To Myself, 'Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection'. But She Did.

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What do you call a black asian? Thai-rone.

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I had a race with an Asian today It was a Thai

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I was sitting on a train yesterday and saw this stunningly beautiful Thai girl. I thought to myself, “Please don’t get an erection, Please don’t get an erection”. But she did.

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Saw a beautiful Thai woman on the train today... kept thinking, don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection, but then she did.

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Hot Thai girl I was sitting opposite a really hot Thai girl on the train this morning.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection."

But she did.

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Four men walk into an upmarket bar... One is Malaysian, one Laotian, one Burmese and the other Vietnamese. As they walk in, the doorman stops them and says, "sorry gentlemen, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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When I heard the news that 12 Thai schoolboys had been rescued from underground... I had to run home and make sure my basement was still padlocked.

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I was sat on the train opposite a cute Thai girl today and all i could think was "please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"..... ... But she did.

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"IT'S A BOY!" I shouted. "A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel...

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I broke up with my Thai girlfriend today. She was a little bit too cocky for my taste.

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I was sitting in the train and across from me was this smoking hot Thai chick "Please don't get an erection...." I thought, "please don't get an erection....".

But she did.

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Is my Thai girlfriend a trap? Some deep inside me says yes

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I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker. It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use.

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I was sitting opposite a stunning thai girl on the train this morning. I kept thinking to myself, please don’t get an erection, please don’t get an erection... And then she did.

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Hey girl are you a Thai cave? Cuz I want to put 12 kids in you

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I keep making racist jokes about my dad and his Thai bride. He finds it very annoying… ..and so does my dad.

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Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son.

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Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children? Thai Pods.

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'It's a boy!', I shouted..... .. and at that moment, I regretted visiting a Thai brothel.

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What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help.

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Who holds the record for longest time trapped in a cave with a soccer team? It's a Thai

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Two asians ran a race.. It was a Thai.

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What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant? A plaid tie.

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I keep making racist jokes about my dad and his Thai bride. He finds it very annoying and so does my dad.

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Why did the couple get married in Bangkok? Because they wanted to Thai the knot.

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I sat next to a hot Thai girl once... and I was thinking, “Don’t get an erection. Don’t get an erection.”

She did.

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How do you know when a Thai woman likes you? She gets an erection

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Now that Brazil is out of the World Cup they should go help the Thai kids stuck in that cave... After all they're the world's most talented divers.

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Somebody should've told Logan Paul the Thai kids in the cave had died. He would have found them in no time.

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I heard the last two kids rescued raced eachother to the end of the cave... Rescuers reported the race ended in a Thai.

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TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today and kept thinking, "Don't get an erection, don't don't don't..."

But she did.

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A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant. "Sorry" says the Maitre d' ... "You can't be seated without a Thai."

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Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs... ...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.

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What's the difference between the Thai cave boys and English football? The boys are coming home

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Which is the best Asian food, Vietnamese or Chinese? It's a Thai.

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Unlike my other girlfriends, my new Thai girlfriend is really into me. about four inches into me to be precise.

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New Thai Jokes

Wanna hear how my social credit score went down by 100? The Thai team was playing last night and defeated the Indian team, so i told my friend that the “thai wan”

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In Bangkok, two men were arguing about who had the better suntan. It soon devolved into a fist fight. It was truly a clash of the Thai tans.

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What do you call a stormtrooper that knows martial arts? A thai fighter!

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The news said that the Thai boys trapped in the cave system had no idea about the world outside following the happenings of the rescue, so I guess you could say that.... They were in the dark about their situation!

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Why didn’t the Thai boys know how to dive? Because they didn’t watch the World Cup.

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How do you know the thai football team are fair football players? Because they don't know how to dive.

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What’s the difference between Thai boys and England? Thai boys are going home

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Did you hear about the Thai boys? Removed.

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Why couldn't the Thai soccer team kids have SCUBA'ed their way out of the flooded cave complex earlier? Unfortunately, they're not professional soccer players and aren't proficient in the art of diving.

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Now that those Thai kids are out of the cave, I can’t wait for the movie version where they’re all played by those kids from Stranger Things.

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My new Thai girlfriend is really fond of small penises. I still wish she didn't have one.

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Thai soccer team and their coach gets stuck in underground cave for 15 days... ...still better divers than Neymar JR.

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I was in a Thai strip club. After flirting with one of the workers, I suggested we go to the bathroom together.

"Ooo, what for, honey?" she winked.

I said, "Clarity."

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Gorgeous Thai in a short skirt... ...was sitting opposite me on the bus, and I'm desperately thinking "don't get an erection... don't get an erection..."

but she did.

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A Laotian and a Vietnamese man were racing. It ended up being a Thai!

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The condensed version... A Phillipino, a Korean, a Chinese fella, a Burmese lady, and a Vietnamese guy all go to a nightclub. The doorman stops them and says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."

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What is the name of an asian who is always on time? Thai Mingh

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Are you able to untie a Thai? If no, then that means you can't Bangkok

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What is a knot's favorite food? Thai

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What's the dress code at any event involving Tiger Woods? Black Thai

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What Asian meal is the most popular in the Apple-nerd community? iPad Thai.

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What do you call Oriental pilots of the Galactic Empire? Thai Fighters.

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Is is hard to impersonate an African man native to Thailand? I just really want to get into one of those black Thai events.

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What do you call a room full of Thai girls? A sausage party

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A so German, a Russian, an Irishman, a Czech, an Australian, a Canadian, an Indian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, a Mexican, a Scot, a Kenyan, a Brazillian, a Hatian, and an American all walk up to a club... The bouncer says "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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My friend's new Thai wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer... Apparently, it's so bad, its spread to her testicles.

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Where do Thai people spend their money? In the bahtroom.

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WHY couldnèt anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game.

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