Hilarious 50 Cent Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest 50 Cent Jokes

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If I got 50 cents every time I failed a maths exam... I’d have about $6.30 by now.

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If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam I’d have $ 6.30 now

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My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds.

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks? Gee, you knit?

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What’s 50 cent’s name in Zimbabwe? 400 million dollars

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If I had 50 cents for every time I got a math problem wrong... Id have $1.74

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?

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What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent ft. Nickelback

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If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed in college... I would be up to about $6.30 now.

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day? G u knit?

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandma when gave him a sweater for Christmas? Gee! You knit?

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So I ordered the 50 cent at the bar last night... The bartender gave me 9 shots and took all my money

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What concert costs .45 cents? 50 Cent with Nickleback

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What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback

edit: someone told me that the rapper is 50 cent, not 50 cents. My bad, I guess the joke didn't make much cents.

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what did Dr.Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?!!

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I asked my dad if I could go to a 50 cent concert He said yeah sure, here's a dollar. Take your sister too.

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50 Cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 400,000,000 dollars.

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I'm a big fan of 50 cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 10 billion dollars

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What did the rapper, The Game, say when 50 cent gifted him a sweater? Gee, you knit?

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What kind of concert can you go to for 45 cents? A 50 cent concert featuring Nickleback

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I hear there's a huge 50 Cent fanbase in Zimbabwe... Or as they call him there, 400 Million Dollars.

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What did 50 Cent say when his grandma made him a sweater? G, you knit?

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What did 50 cent say when Dr. Dre gave him a new sweater? Gee You Knit?

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If 50 cent were a woman.. would her name be 35 cent? Credit : twitter @the_anastasia

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I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she gave him a homemade scarf? "Gee, You Knit?"

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What was 50 Cents called after he gave his opinion of Eminem? 48 Cents.

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I heard Venezuelans like 50 Cent But they call him two thousand dollars.

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50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be.

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If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test, I’d have 16.40 dollars.

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What did 50 Cent say when Lloyd Banks gave him a new sweater? Gee, you knit?

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"I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents." "That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?"

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If I got 50 cents for every math test I’ve failed I’d have about $12.30 by now

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If I had 50 cents for every math exam I've failed I'd have $9.30

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I went into walmart to buy the album "Get Rich or Die Trying" but I had to dispute the price when it rang up for ten dollars... ... because it clearly says 50 Cent on it.

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How much in royalties did 50 Cent get paid by Republicans? It's obviously a cover of Get Rich or Die Tryin'

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I really love 50 Cent... ...or as we call him here in Zimbabwe, '200 Million Dollars'.

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If I had 50 cents for every mental health exam I've failed... I'd have cats.

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Once 50 Cent fell into a well And his wish came true

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New 50 Cent Jokes

What costs 45 cents? A concert of 50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Waitress: That’ll be $19,50 sir. me: I only have a 20, you can keep the change.

waitress: *ironically* Omg, 50 cent!

me: Where?!

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What do they call 50 Cent in Mozambique? 150 Million Dollars.

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I remember hearing for the first time that 50 Cent got shot 9 times I thought to myself, "When he comes back into the rap game he'll be only 5.5 Cents"

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Why is 50 Cent now worth $30 million? Inflation

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In America, people listen to 50 cent. But here in Zimbabwe, we listen to 180 dollar and 95 cent.

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What concert only cost 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What concert costs 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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A Rabbi's son asks him for a dollar The Rabbi said, "50 cents! , what do you need a nickel for?

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The back in the day I walked into a store and encountered so many 50 Cent fans all over the place, so I walked up to one of them and bought one.

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Zimbabwe's currency is so devalued... That rapper "50 cent" is known as "40 billion dollar"

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Why did Santa's elves spend a week living with 50 Cent? So they could improve their wrapping skills!

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What concert can you go to for $0.45? 50 Cent with Nickelback.

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What do people call 50 Cent in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars.

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50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That's Ludacris!

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Ghandi's profound effect on Curtis Jackson's life When Curtis Jackson was just a teenager, he heard an inspirational quote from Ghandi that would change his life forever;

"Be the change you want to see in the world."

So he became 50 Cent.

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