Hilarious Africa Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Africa Jokes

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa. Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waste.

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In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Too many cheetahs.

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Why does Africa never win the Olympics? Because it's a continent, dumbass.

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country.

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The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa..." is really stupid Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.

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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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A black man walks into a bar... A black man walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.

"That is really special," said the bartender. "Where did you get it?"

"Africa," replied the parrot.

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What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa? Outtagascar

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What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV.

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa? Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

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A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That is true in every country, son."

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Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, "Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"

"Africa", says the parrot.

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I've worked with starving children in Africa, and let me tell you... They are the slowest workers I've ever seen.

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A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.

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I thought I would go and help out in Africa ...turns out they have enough aids.

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A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says "what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"

The parrot replies "Africa there's millions of them"

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So a Black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder... The bartender says "Wow, that's something real special you've got there! Where'd you get it?"

"Africa!", says the parrot.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a huge parrot on his shoulder. Barman says “Oh wow I’ve never seen one like that before, where did you get him from?”

Parrot says “Africa, there’s loads of them over there”

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If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability..

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If vampires are hurt by holy water, why don’t priests just bless a storm cloud to kill vampires everywhere? But then I remembered why so many vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bar tender suprised says "Huh, where'd you get him?"

"Africa" said the parrot

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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. "Cool, where'd you get that?" says the bartender. "Africa", replies the parrot. "They're all over the place."

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How south is South Africa? South AF

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A black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender goes "Awesome, Where'd you get that?"

The parrot replies "Africa, there's thousands of them there."

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A neckbeard goes to Africa. What does he get? M’laria

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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Why is it that there's no pharmacies in Africa? Because you shouldn't take medicine on an empty stomach.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. “That’s pretty neat!” The bartender says, “Where’d you get him?”

“Africa.” Says the parrot.

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A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar The bartender asks: Hey cool, where'd you get it?

The parrot says: Africa

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I always feel bad for the kids in africa when I waste water.. And when I leave the oven on, I feel bad for the jews.

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A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?" The parrot responded, saying, "there are millions of them running around in Africa."

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I went to a hotel that had continental breakfast Unfortunately the continent was Africa so all I got was an empty plate

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What does Africa hunger and a mercedes have in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop either.

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Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from

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My financial situation is so bad... ...I'm being sponsored by a child in Africa.

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A little boy says, "Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her." ‘Son,’ says the dad. ‘That happens everywhere.’

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Africa jokes are like Africans They never get old

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New Africa Jokes

I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.

They bless the rains down in Africa.

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Did you know that vampires don't exist in Africa? Because they die when exposed to holy water, and they blessed the rains down in Africa.

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A black man walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "thats a unique species where did you get it?" "I got it from Africa," said the parrot.

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A black guy and his parrot walk into a bar The bartender says wow that's really cool where did you get it

The parrot says Africa

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Dorothy was walking with Toto, Tin Man, and Scarecrow along the Yellow Brick Road when Toto suddenly sneezed. "Bless you, Toto!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"I bless the rains down in Africa," murmured Toto.

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Numerous people in Africa are falling ill due to a lack of clean water above ground I hope they 'get well soon.'

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My friend in Africa was complaining about the lack of drinking water in his village. So I sent him a Get Well Soon card.

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If you find yourself playing poker while on safari in Africa... .

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Watch out for Cheetahs

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So a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the bartender says “Wow that’s cool! Where’d you get it” “Africa” says the parrot

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Good news: New HIV Infection Rates Falling Dramatically in Africa. Bad news: Because everyone is positive now.

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What do you call a 4-door car in Africa? A Sudan

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Why are there no pharmacy stores in Africa? Because you’re not supposed to take medicine on an empty stomach.

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Black guy walks into a bar... Black guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The barman notices a parrot on his shoulder an says "Oh cool!! Where did you find him!?"

The parrot says "Africa! There's thousands of them!"

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A little boy says, ‘Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her. ‘Son,’ says the dad.
‘That happens everywhere.’

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A man is having a session with his therapist. Therapist: One of your biggest problems is changing the subject all the time.

Man: No I don't.

Therapist: Denial.

Man: Thats a river in Africa.

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What's the difference between a normal cat and a man from West Africa? One has nine lives and the other has nine wives

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Why are there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you shouldn't take medicines on an empty stomach.

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Why aren't there any casinos in Africa??? There's too many cheetahs!!!

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What do you call a Spanish king in Africa? Juan man to rule Jamal.

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If Europe uses Euros as currency... then Africa should use Afros as currency.

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You wanna go to Africa? Totolly.

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What has aids and flies? Africa.

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What do the Trump administration and Africa have in common? People keep drowning in Denial River.

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Every sixty seconds, in Africa A minute passes. Together we can stop this.

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Why is gambling illegal in Africa? Cause there are too many cheetahs.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... The bartender looks in amazement and says, "how awesome! Where did you get that!?"
Suddenly the parrot looks up and says, "Oh him? Africa, there are millions of them there..."

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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... He walks up to the counter and asks for a drink.

The bartender then goes "hey, where did you find him."

The parrot then responds, "BAWK, AFRICA. THERES THOUSANDS OF THEM."

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If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss? They missed the rains down in Africa

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Why can't you gamble in Africa? Because of cheetahs!

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Why was Dr. Jekyll banned from South Africa? Because he was a part Hyde

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If it's true that the camera adds 10 pounds... Do kids in Africa even exist?

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Some lions just escaped a nature reserve in South Africa They were rejected from their group.
They could maybe ask to be let in the group again
But their pride wouldn't let them.

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With all this negative talk about Africa I thought I would mention something positive about the people there... Their AIDS test results

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I'm going on a trip around West Africa. I've Benin there before, but I want Togo again.

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Two guys are walking through Africa when one of them falls in a river... "Hey, you fell in de river!" Says his friend

"No I didn't!" he says

"Oh you just in de-Nile!"

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surgeon's disappointing holiday A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. "Oh, it was very disappointing"' he said. "I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital."

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What's sadder than children in Africa? Euthanasia.

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What game do children play in Africa? Don't Starve.

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I like my dates like I love Africa Underdeveloped

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Why don't you play cards in Africa? Too many cheetahs!

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How do you start a rave in Africa? You glue a piece of bread to the roof.

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I pay $5.00 a month to feed, clothe, and house a poor baby in Africa But that's a deal compared to what it cost to send him there.

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Dorothy: Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore Toto: I know, I miss the rains down in africa

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If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids.

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I've decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa. I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.

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A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. "That's so cool" says the bartender, "where did you get it?"

"Africa" replies the parrot.

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Why does Africa never win Olympics Because it's a continent, You idiot

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I went on a spontaneous trip to Africa It was just a whim away.

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises? They're not falling for that again.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ? Because of all the Cheetahs!

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A little boy says "dad I've heard in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until marriage. The dad says...... "Son that happens everywhere."

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How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling.

(Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )

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Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa.

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A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, and the impressed bartender asks: "Where'd you get that? " The parrot shrieks.... "*AFRICA!*"

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa? Too many Cheetahs.

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OMG! Tumblr app actually works now! And the world was not prepared for the greatest April Fools prank of all time. Everyone from the US to Africa immediately grabbed their smartphones and futilely attempting to post a selfie to Tumblr.

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Why is Africa so bad at cricket? Because they only have Ebola!

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What do they call the lottery in Africa? Celebrity adoption.

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Why do people smile in Africa? So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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