Hilarious April Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest April Jokes

What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools

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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide

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What’s the name of Mr. T’s girlfriend? April, fools

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Why do native Americans hate April? Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people

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Can February march? No, but April may.

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I cheated on you She: "I cheated on you"

He: "Me too"

She: "April, 1"

He: "March, 20"

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So it's April 2nd And my wife's still pregnant...

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I just ran over my dog. April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.

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Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"

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April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims.

What do Pilgrims bring?

Smallpox

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I'm so happy and I don't want to die ^^April ^^fools

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:

“Where were you on the night of October to April?”

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Why do Native Americans hate April? April showers bring may flowers. And may flowers bring white people

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Smallpox and genocide.

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Why was the soldier tired on April 1st? He had just come through a 31-day March.

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Why don't Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore? April showers bring Mayflowers.

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Thank goodness it's April 2nd I had 4 pregnancy scares yesterday. They all turned out to be pranks. Please don't tell my wife.

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Can Feburary March? No. But April May

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TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time April Fools!

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What's Mr T's favourite month? April, Fools.

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"Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..." "THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"

"April Fools....sign here."

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when it's april 2nd and she still pregnant

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How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . . Written by my twelve-year-old brother:

Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
A: Separatists and small pox.

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An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:



“Where were you on the night of October to April?”

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April showers bring May flowers... ...but Mayflowers bring smallpox.

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For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.

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Can February March? No. But April May.

yep.

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I have a funny and original joke... April fools!

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What month do Native Americans hate the most? April. April showering bring May flowers. Mayflowers bring the pilgrims.

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What's Donald Trump's favourite day of the year? 1st April - everything's fake news.

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Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April.... ....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.

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UK General Election In April, May said "June!"

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News Alert: Trump spending weekend working at the White House. April Fools

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The Pilgrims!

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Allergies.

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JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June.

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We can always count on /r/jokes on April 1st... for not making jokes like the rest of the subreddits.

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New April Jokes

To everyone who was born on April 22 Happy Earth day!

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As the Corona virus seems to be more severe now then in recent weeks, governments said that at the end of april Begins may

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Ah. Here again comes the April Fools' Day. Some men outside screaming horrendous things. They never grow up. Wait. It was the TV.

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Everyone: *suffers three months of misery beginning with New Year’s Day* 2020(after March 31st): APRIL FOOLS!

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I just visited this sub to see all the april fools jokes. Only to find out I'm one myself.

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On 30th April 1945, Hitler's wife went up to him and asked Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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What happened at Tiananmen Square between 15 April and 4 June 1989? \[Removed\]

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Q: When does January end? A: February 1st

Q: When does March end?

A: April 1st

Q: When does May end?

A: June 7th

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Man commits suicide on April fools We could say his life was a joke.

I'll see myself out...

I didn't make the joke, my friend told me the joke and told me to post it on here.

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Nothing on this sub is a repost. April fools.

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Why isn't Blizzard doing an April Fools joke this year? Diablo Immortal was already announced at Blizzcon

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February doesn’t like March But April May

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Does February ever turn into June? I don’t know, but if you March forward April May.

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A man wake up from a coma and see that Trump is president... ... he says "Wow this is a really elaborate April fool's joke".

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Can March walk? **No, but April May.**

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Jealous girlfriend My girlfriend's jealousy is getting worst by the day..The other day she flew into a rage while looking at my calendar and demanded to know who April and May were.

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Jim's mother had three children. The first was named April, the second was named May. What was the name of the third? Jim.

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April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? June bugs.

What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.

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April showers bring May flowers Mayflower brings small pox.

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Did you hear about the March for Science? It was held in April. Typical scientists.

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I'm so happy that 20th of April has so much attention! Otherwise we would have forgotten Hitler's birthday! It's so nice of us to celebrate it.

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If you're thinking about sending a baby gift to April the giraffe She's registered at Toys R Us

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If April showers bring May flowers, what so May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

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Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day? Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.

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I've got really slow reaction times April fools!

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Today I went to a gas station and switched the Regular, Plus, and Premium buttons on all the pumps... April Fuels!

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I'm working on a sequel to March of The Penguins I'm going to call it April of The Penguins

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You gotta think about all those April 1st birthdays... Their birthday parties must be a joke!

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So I met my girlfriend the other day april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......

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I just thought of a great April fools joke If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.

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Your dad died in a car crash. April fools! He died in a fire!

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Why can't we have April fools every day? At least all of the fake news is funny.

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What is Mr.T's favorite month? April FOOL

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Trump is President of the United States and Britain left the EU. APRIL FOOLS'!

Ah...wait...

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If if April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Hay fever...achooo

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What's the sequel to April Fools, Neo? The May Tricks.

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I booked a day trip to Svalbard in April! I get back in August.

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If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims.

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Today is your reminder that April Fool's is exactly 9 months away. Time to start preparing your pranks and jokes. Especially if that joke is a child.

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OMG! Tumblr app actually works now! And the world was not prepared for the greatest April Fools prank of all time. Everyone from the US to Africa immediately grabbed their smartphones and futilely attempting to post a selfie to Tumblr.

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Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight. April Fools'.
It was your sister.

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