Hilarious Beethoven Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Beethoven Jokes

Beethoven: ARE YOU GUYS PUMPED? Crowd: YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Beethoven: I can’t hear you!

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People told Beethoven he could not be a musician because he was deaf. He didn't listen though.

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What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit? Ba na na na

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Beethoven (to crowd): "Alright... are you guys READY FOR SOME SYMPHONIES?" Crowd: (*Cheers*)

Beethoven: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? "You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."

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Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf ... but he didn't listen.

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Beethoven to his audience: Beethoven: Make some noise for the next symphony

Audience: YEAAAAAAAAA!!!

Beethoven: I can't hear you

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They told Beethoven he couldn’t make music because he was deaf but he didn’t listen

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Little brother told me this joke, genius. "Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"
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"Because it kept saying "bok bok bok"

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave? Decompose

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Beethoven asks his audience: "Is everyone ready to hear some symphonies!?" The audience cheers as Beethoven exclaims: "I can't hear you!"

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In bed I’m like Beethoven It’s all over in three movements.

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Since 1782, at the age of 12, Beethoven was composing some of the greatest music ever, of course since 1827 all he has been doing is decomposing.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died? Decomposers

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Lets go to the symphony Beethoven: You guys want some symphonies tonight!?

Crowd: **cheers loudly**

Beethoven: I can't hear you!

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Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers. Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."

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Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?" "I'll be Bach"

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ,"Bach, Bach, Bach"

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What's Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing.

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The Terminator and his friends decided to go to a costume party dressed up as famous classical musicians. "I'll be Beethoven!", said one friend.

"I'll be Mozart!", said the other friend.

"I'll be Bach.", said The Terminator.

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I heard a backwards symphony coming from Beethoven's grave Turns out he's decomposing

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What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA.

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After Beethoven died and they buried him, you could hear his symphonies from the grave in the descending order, first his symphony No. 9, then No. 8 etc. He was just decomposing.

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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na

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What did Beethoven do after he died? He started de**composing**!

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Why did Beethoven's girlfriend break up with him? He would never listen to her.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell? They weren't invented yet.

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What happened to Beethoven's body after he died? It decomposed

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA NAA NAA NAAAA

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What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? Ba Na Na Na naaaa

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What is Beethoven doing now? Decomposing.

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What was the favorite fruit of Beethoven? Banananaaaa Banananaaa

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How did Beethoven get to be so famous? Some people just have mad scales.

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What is Beethoven currently doing? Decomposing.

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What does Beethoven do now that he’s dead? Decompose

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What's brown and sits on a piano? Beethoven's last movement.

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Why do Band Directors do so good at Stand-Up Comedy? Their jokes are very well orchestrated.
(Edit: Was checking posts to see if this was done before. Credit to u/EmpiricalPeguin in the Comments of a Beethoven joke post)

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What's brown, three inches long, and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's first movement.

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New Beethoven Jokes

Why was Beethoven always sad? Because he never heard anyone give their appreciation for his compositions.

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People said Beethoven couldn't be a composer because he was deaf He didn't listen

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Why didn’t Beethoven go shopping? He forgot his Chopin Liszt

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Which fruit did Beethoven compose a symphony about? Ba-na-na-naaa!

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Why wasn't Johann Sebastian Bach able to go out and party with Beethoven and Mozart? Because he was too baroque.

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How would Beethoven react to Mettalica, if he's alive now? Probably not much, since he's deaf

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What is Beethoven's favourite fruit Ba na na na

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Beethoven used to take critics personally But eventually he learned to not listen to them

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Passed by Beethoven's old apartment the other day... It was Fur Elise

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Why couldn't Beethoven go to the dance? He was too baroque.

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What happened to Beethoven after he died ? He decomposed.

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Mr. Trump, did you know Beethoven was deaf? Trump: And how was he able to make all those movies?

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With me, making love is like a Beethoven violin sonata Two quick movements with a bit of fiddling in the middle.

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Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn.

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What did Beethoven do when he died? He decomposed!

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It was Beethoven's 245th birthday yesterday. Of course, that's only 35 in human years 🐶

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