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Funniest Black Person Jokes
Where do you hide after killing a black person? behind a badge
I'm excited about a black person being on the $20 bill. I always wanted to use black people as currency.
What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person? Neighbor
Why did the black person go into confession? Because he wanted to know what it is like to speak to a father
What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'
How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs? None. He *fell*....
What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person? Neighbor
What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!
Some people say the Canadian prime minister does not like dressing up like a black person. But it's Trudeau.
What does killing a black person and saying the n-word have in common? Black people do it all the time, but get mad when a white person does it.
How can you tell that a black person used your computer? It's gone.
What do you call a black person who is taller than you? Bigger
What word that starts with an "N" and ends with an "R" would you never want to call a black person Neighbor
[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot.
What's the difference between a black person and a tractor? When a tractor doesn't work, no one makes excuses for it.
How does a black person babysit the white neighbor kid? He Puts him in the cupboard with the rest of the crackers.
There was a mexican and a black person in a car. Who is driving? A cop.
What does a racist cocaine addict say when he meets a black person? "White Powder!"
How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged.
What can a White person say to another White person that a Black person can't say to another Black person? "Hi dad"
What kind of a joke does a black person not get? Dadjokes
Why do you never run over a black person on a bike? It's probably your bike.
What's something that you never want to call a black person that start with an "n" and ends in an "r"? Neighbor
What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot
What's he difference between a White person and a Black person? Nothing, we're all equal and should be treated no different.
How do you find a black person? Guilty.
What's the difference between a snow tire and a black person? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What does Paula Deen have in common with a black person? She's also unemployed.
How do u stop a black person from jumping on the bed Put Velcro on the roof
What do you call a black person with a medical degree? A doctor, you racist
(Offensive) A black person and a mexican are in a car, who is driving? The police
I was in a computer room in college today... A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, "it's 2016 you can use any printer."
I never say the N-word in my house. Even when I'm alone. Just in case a black person is breaking in. I wouldn't want to offend them.
What’s the difference between a police officer and a racist photographer? A police officer will happily shoot a black person.
What's the difference between a black person and an NES cartridge? When you blow the cartridge, it starts working again
Where can you see a black person, a racially ambiguous person, an Asian person, and an older white person all smiling and getting along? A corporate stock photo.
They say the president of Canada does not like to dress up like a black person. But it's Trudeau.
What do you call a black person piloting an airplane?
A pilot!
What, you thought I was gonna say something else? You dumb racist.