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Funniest Black Person Jokes

Funny Black Person Jokes
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Where do you hide after killing a black person? behind a badge

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I'm excited about a black person being on the $20 bill. I always wanted to use black people as currency.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the black person go into confession? Because he wanted to know what it is like to speak to a father

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What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'

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How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs? None. He *fell*....

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

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Some people say the Canadian prime minister does not like dressing up like a black person. But it's Trudeau.

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What does killing a black person and saying the n-word have in common? Black people do it all the time, but get mad when a white person does it.

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer? It's gone.

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What do you call a black person who is taller than you? Bigger

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What word that starts with an "N" and ends with an "R" would you never want to call a black person Neighbor

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[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four.

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Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot.

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What's the difference between a black person and a tractor? When a tractor doesn't work, no one makes excuses for it.

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How does a black person babysit the white neighbor kid? He Puts him in the cupboard with the rest of the crackers.

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There was a mexican and a black person in a car. Who is driving? A cop.

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What does a racist cocaine addict say when he meets a black person? "White Powder!"

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How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged.

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What can a White person say to another White person that a Black person can't say to another Black person? "Hi dad"

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What kind of a joke does a black person not get? Dadjokes

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Why do you never run over a black person on a bike? It's probably your bike.

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What's something that you never want to call a black person that start with an "n" and ends in an "r"? Neighbor

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot

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What's he difference between a White person and a Black person? Nothing, we're all equal and should be treated no different.

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How do you find a black person? Guilty.

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What's the difference between a snow tire and a black person? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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What does Paula Deen have in common with a black person? She's also unemployed.

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How do u stop a black person from jumping on the bed Put Velcro on the roof

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What do you call a black person with a medical degree? A doctor, you racist

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(Offensive) A black person and a mexican are in a car, who is driving? The police

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I was in a computer room in college today... A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, "it's 2016 you can use any printer."

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I never say the N-word in my house. Even when I'm alone. Just in case a black person is breaking in. I wouldn't want to offend them.

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What’s the difference between a police officer and a racist photographer? A police officer will happily shoot a black person.

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What's the difference between a black person and an NES cartridge? When you blow the cartridge, it starts working again

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Where can you see a black person, a racially ambiguous person, an Asian person, and an older white person all smiling and getting along? A corporate stock photo.

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They say the president of Canada does not like to dress up like a black person. But it's Trudeau.

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What do you call a black person piloting an airplane? A pilot!

What, you thought I was gonna say something else? You dumb racist.

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New Black Person Jokes

What’s more outlandish than an alien living on earth? A black person living in China.

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What’s the disease a black person is mostly likely to get? Cardiac arrest.

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A black person went to a doctor. He asked why he was taller, the doctor said it was because he’s knee grow.

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What does a black person and a car crash have in common? Whiplash.

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What is the difference between a couch and a black person? Couch can support a family of five.

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Where do you hide if you kill a black person? Behind a badge.

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There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer.

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I came up with a fun drinking game the other day You watch a movie with a group of friends, and every time a black person puts their hands up you take a shot

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