Hilarious Blind Man Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Blind Man Jokes

A blind man walks into a bar The bartender says "Oh hey! I haven't seen you in forever!" The blind man says "same"

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How do find the blind man at the nudist colony? It's not hard.

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A blind man walks into a library and asks, "Do you have any books on tape?" The librarian says, "Yes, yes we do, but it's not a very interesting subject."

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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? Well, it's not hard.

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Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

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How do you find a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard

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How do you surprise a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How do you spot the blind man at the nudist beach? It's not hard

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Gave my seat to a blind man on the bus Lost my job as a bus driver.

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There was a fight between a blind man, a deaf man, and a mute man I just have to ask, how long until we end this senseless violence?

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I gave up my seat for a blind man on the bus today That's how I lost my job as a bus driver

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How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard.

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Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: "who wrote this bullshit"

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How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.

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How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? It’s not hard

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A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He immediately yanks the dog and starts to spin him in the air like a lasso. The bartender freaks out, "What are you doing?!?!"

The blind man replies calmly, "Oh, just having a look around."

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Why did the half blind man fall into a well? He couldn't see that well.

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What is the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? Wow! That's the most violent thing I've read in a while!

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Why did the almost blind man fall into a well? Because he couldn't see that well

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Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind man But I was fired from my job as a bus driver

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How do you find the blind man at the nudist colony? It's not hard

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Q. How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.

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How do you spot a blind man in a nudist beach? It’s not that hard

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How would you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard

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How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not that hard.

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"I see!" says the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.



\*Ba dum tsss\*

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Blind man in a motorboat accident. I once saw a Blind man and asked him how he went blind. He said "I lost my eyes in a motorboating accident. She didn't tell me that they were pierced."

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Did you hear about the blind man who got a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read.

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why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It isn't hard.

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Why did the blind man fall into the well He couldn't see that well.

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A blind man fell down a well... He couldn't see that well.

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What's one of the worst things you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? Because he couldn't hear the Tesla coming

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Why did the partially blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he didn't see that well.

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New Blind Man Jokes

A blind man walks into Walmart He immediately starts swinging his guide dog over his head. The manager runs up to him and says “Sir. Is there something we can help you with?!?!”

The man says “Nah, just taking a look around”

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Can you spot the blind man at a nudest party? It's not hard.

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I saw a blind man in the GroceryStore today and he was swinging his guide dog around his head. I asked “what are you doing” he’s reply “Just having a quick look around”.

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A man blind man walks into a bar And a table and a chair and…

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A blind man walked into a library And a table and a chair and people.

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish boat? Hello ladies

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The blind man said he could see So he picked up his hammer and saw

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Once a blind man got a death threat in the mail He could feel it!

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I watched a blind man fall down a well Guess he couldn't see that well

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A blind man walks into a fishing district He says, “Hey Ladies.”

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What the blind man said when he passed the fish market? Morning, Ladies!

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Did you hear about the blind man performing circumcision? He got the sack

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A blind man walks into a bar... Then a stool...then a table.

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'I see,' said the blind man to his deaf dog as he peed into the wind. 'It's all coming back to me now.'

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How can you spot the blind man at the nudist colony? It’s not hard...

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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It’s not hard.

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A blind man walks into a bar And into a table,and into a chair,and people

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How do you spot a blind man on nude beach It's not hard

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How can you spot a blind man on a nude beach? It isn't hard.

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What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Hello ladies!

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"I see," said the blind man as he spat into the wind. "It all comes back to me now."

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A blind man walks into a bar... and begins to swing his guide dog around by its leash. A confused waiter runs up to the man and asks what the blind man is doing. The blind man replies, "I'm just taking a look around".

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Did you hear about the blind man that got assassinated? He never saw it coming

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What did the blind man said when he passed the fish market? "Hello ladies!"

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A blind man walks into a bar... And then a table

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A blind man walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says,"Hey haven't seen you in forever!". The blind man says," me too".

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A blind man walks past a fish market... He stops and says, "Good morning ladies!"

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Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why did the blind man get swallowed by a whale? He couldn't see that whale.

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Did you hear about the partially blind man who fell into a well? He couldn't really see that well.

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A blind man walks into a bar ...and now the construction crew is in trouble for leaving their scaffolding stacked in the middle of the sidewalk.

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A partially blind man falls into a hole A partially blind man falls into a hole with a bucket and water at the bottom. He couldn't see that well.

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How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It isn't hard.

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Why did the partially blind man fall in a well? He couldn't see that well.

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Why did the blind man fall into a well? He couldn't see that well.

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How can you always tell a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard.

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A blind man complained to customer service He showed the employee a cheese grater and said "This is the worst book I've ever read"

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A blind man walked into a bar then a chair, then a table

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Why did a blind man fall in a well? He could not see that well.

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How do you know a blind man that goes to the Kentucky derby isn't racist? He doesn't see race

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My favorite classic joke: What did the blind man say when walking past the fish store? Good day ladies. Sorry, I'll see myself out. This won't happen again.

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Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well. Well, that, and because I pushed him.

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Why did the blind man fall down a well? He couldn't see that well

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A blind man was taking a stroll And on his walk he passed by a fish market. As we he was walking by, he took a deep breath and said "Well hello, ladies!"

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I punched a blind man today... He never saw it coming.

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A blind man walks into a bar. A chair.
A table..

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"I see," said the blind man... ...as he picked up a hammer and saw.

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A blind man walks into a freezer... "I was blind, but now icy."

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A gave my seat up to a blind man The next day I got fired as a bus driver

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To the Blind man who stole my wallet You can run, but you can't hide.

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Why did the blind man trip and drown? He didn't see that well

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How did the blind man respond to being called a racist? "I don't see color."

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Have you ever seen a blind man's house? Neither has he!!

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A partially blind man fell into a well... He couldn't see that well.

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Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind man. Today, I got fired from my job. Its not easy being a bus driver.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table...and a chair...and the waiter...

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A blind man walks into a bar.... then a table, and then a chair.

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What is the first thing a blind man says? My eyes! My eyes!

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I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind man. Then my stupid boss told me I'll never be a bus driver again.

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I gave my bus seat to a blind man this morning... I lost my job as a bus driver.

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