Bmw Jokes

If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember there is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW.

If you ever feel your job is meaningless... Just remember that it's somebody's job to install turn signals to BMW's

If light travels faster than the speed of sound... how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?

There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored? The turn signals.

I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?

You think YOU have a meaningless job? Think about the guy who makes turn signals at the BMW factory.

If you ever feel like your job is pointless... Just remember that someone out there is in charge of installing turn signals on a BMW.

What type of car did Yoda eat? A BMW i8

Good news and Bad news wife: i have a good news and a bad new.
Husband: i am very busy.Just give me good news.
wife: The airbags worked properly in our new BMW.

Einstein said that the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. However it is possible that you may hear the sound of BMW's horn before the light turns green.

After extensive investigations and many phone calls, the police found that, despite the fact that I’m black, I’ve got a good job, no criminal record and I own the BMW I was driving. So they arrested me for wasting police time.

If light travels faster than sound... Then how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honking before the light turned green?

If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, just remember... There is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW.

If you ever feel like your job is meaningless or without purpose, just remember... That someone out there is installing turn signals on a BMW.

If you ever feel that your job is pointless... Just remember that there is someone out there in a BMW factory installing turn signals.

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Credit to /u/Snorkels721 , just sharing the golden comment

If you ever feel useless in your life.. Remember there is a guy at BMW factory, installing blinker lights.

If light does indeed travel faster than sound... Why did the BMW behind my family’s car sound his horn before the light turned green?

If it is true that light travels faster than sound Then why do we always first hear the BMW driver behind us honk before seeing the light turn green?

If light travels faster than the speed of sound Then how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?

What can you always assume when buying a used BMW? The turn signal will always be in brand-new condition.

When I was a kid my dad left without any indication All I remember of him was that he drove a BMW

I think I can read minds because I always know a BMW is changing lanes before they use their blinker

A Chinese man goes to the optician A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doctor tells him he has a Cataract.

That Chinese man says "no, I have a BMW".

There’s a new way to measure time faster than the speed of light It’s the time from a red stop light turns green and the BMW behind you honks his horn.

Since light supposedly travels faster than the speed of sound..... Why can I hear the BMW driver behind me honk before the light turns green?

What are mixed feelings? Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

If you ever feel useless... Remember there is a someone in the BMW factory installing turn signals.

If you ever think that you have no purpose in life. Just remember, there is a guy at the bmw factory installing turn signals.

Whats the worlds most useless job? installing BMW turn signals.

What's the difference between Fireflies and BMW Drivers. Fireflies use their blinkers.

If you ever feel useless Remember the guys who work at BMW to install the turn signals

I saw a BMW driver using their turning signal! But then I woke up from my dream.

If you think that your job is useless and does not make any difference in the world, consider that there are people out there making turn signals for BMW.

If I had a dime for every time I saw a BMW turn without signalling ...I could buy a BMW.

Never trust a BMW driver! I was just in my 4th collision involving a BMW. Maybe it’s time I stopped buying them

What is the most useless job in the world? The line workers responsible for making BMW turn signals

Two truckers were chatting at a truck stop late at night. One of the truckers says: “Have you ever seen anything paranormal on the road?” The other trucker replies: “Yeah, I saw a BMW use a turn signal once!”

What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

I went to test drive a BMW The sales person said I didn't tailgate enough to own one