Hilarious Bored Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Bored Jokes

Nice Dad Father: Son, I donated all your toys to the children's home.

Son: Why did you do that?

Father: So you will not be bored there.

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Dad: I gave all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why did you do that dad?

Dad: So you won't get bored there.

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I’ve been bored recently so I have decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.

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I was really bored, so I decided to memorize six pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing.

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Two midgets are sitting around, bored... When one of them pulls out some weed and asks:

"Wanna get medium?"

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Asian Keanu Asian Keanu arrives at party.

Asian Keanu gets bored.

Asian Keanu Reeves.

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I was tired and bored one night, so I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, “What’ll you have?” I said, “Surprise me.” He showed me a naked picture of my wife.

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Scientists got bored of watching the earth spin for 24 hours. So they called it a day.

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What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism.

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Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.

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Asian keanu Asian Keanu arrives at a party

Asian Keanu gets bored

Asian keanu Reeves

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What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me

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I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!

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Why Are There No Cats On Mars? because Curiosity killed the cat

(im just bored in a lecture)

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Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours They called it a day

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I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on.

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The father says to his son: "I brought all your toys to the orphanage." The son answers: "Why did you do this?!"

"So you don't get bored."

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My girlfriend is getting bored of my obsession with pretending to be a detective, she's suggested we should split up. It's a good idea, we'll cover more ground that way.

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Millennials have such short attention spans Says the generation that got bored of going to the moon by the third time

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What was the bored pasta found doing? Stroganoff.

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Today I was so bored that I put a bit of sugar right in front of an ant. The ant spent some good minutes eating the sugar, as it left to call his other ant friends, I cleaned it up so they would think she's lying.

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What did grandma and grandpa do before there was Internet? I mean, didn't they get bored?

I asked my 32 uncles and aunts, but they didn't know either.

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What did our parents do when they were bored back in the days before the internet or video games? I asked this question to my 24 brothers and sisters too...

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I was so bored earlier I made a belt out of watches. It was a complete waist of time.

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The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick.

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Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!". So I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy!

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When my mates and I are bored we play catch with our watches It's a fun way to pass the time

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Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work. Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What game should you play if you're bored in a bus full of indians? Connect the dots.

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Back when I went to college, we didn't have Netflix and Chill. We had Room and Bored.

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What does Harry Potter play with when he's bored? Ginny Weasley's emotions.

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When I'm bored I love seeing how many different watches I can strap onto my wrists. I have too much time on my hands.

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The wife and cat Wife: [talking & making baby noises at cat]

Husband: You must be really bored

Wife: No I'm not

Husband: I was talking to the cat

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In which month should you not trust a Jew? July!

-bored on a 28 hour road trip. It was the best we could do.

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The clock was bored of his tick-tock. So it changed to a better tack-tick.

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A musician had nothing to do so he decided to go have a drink, but the door was locked. The bar door barred the bored bard.

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I chucked out my daughter's Barbies because I was bored of her playing with them all the time. Now there's never a doll moment.

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What does a frog do when he's bored? rrrrrrrrreddit

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New Bored Jokes

After the middle eastern people met obama, they were soon tired and bored. He kept droning on.

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[DARK] If you are ever bored, punch an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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What do you do if your bored at weight watches? Throw a packet of maltesers over the floor and play hungry hungry hippoes

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What does a shoe do when it's bored? Lace in bed and sleeps

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What did a bored Julius Caesar ask his friend? It 2, Brute?

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Got an e-mail today from a bored housewife looking for some action! I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.

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Was bored shopping with my girlfriend Went into the changing room and after 5 minutes yelled that there is no toilet paper in here.

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Once there was a man who walked untill he got very tired and bored, So he started running.

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I was bored so I read like six pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing.

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Dad: Hey do you want to go to the fun walk? Daughter: What’s that?

Dad: That thing by the beach

Daughter: You mean the bored walk?

Dad: You don’t like it?

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Scientists and astrologers got bored of watching the earth rotate So they called it a day.

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Why was the horse bored? No horseplay

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Sometimes I'll write the setup for a really good pun but just get bored and give up... I've been accused of being a deadbeat dad-joker.

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What does Harry Potter play with when he's bored? A quidditch spinner.

(Told to me by a 7 year old)

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What do you call being bored after finally quitting the last job you'll ever work? Re-tired

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What did the pirate say when he was bored? "I'm gonna browse on arrg/jokes"

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I never get bored at my aquarium job... It keeps me octopi-ed

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Why were 3 women in bed with Donald Trump bored? Because he's horrible with four in affairs

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I was bored with my life, and wanted to change something. I changed my mind.

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I am so bored in my current profession. I am thinking of becoming a bartender... ...to shake things up a bit.

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When he got bored, my friend suddenly started smashing all the clocks in the room. I guess he did it to kill some time.

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I don't see why people dislike racial diversity I'm getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash.

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