Brick Jokes

Which is heavier, 200 pounds of brick, or 200 pounds of feather? The feathers, because 200 pounds of bricks is just 200 pounds of bricks, but with the feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

I sexually identify as a brick, cuz I'm always hard and only been laid once.

I sexually identify as a brick. I'm always hard and I've only been laid once.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I can relate to an unused brick Always hard never laid

What is red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand.

What do you say when you get hit by a brick of gold? Auch

What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall? Dam

What do fat chicks and brick walls have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.

"Mommy why did you name me rose?" "Because, when you were born and coming out of the hospital, a rose pedal landed on your head. So we named you rose."

"Is that why my little brother is named leaf?"

"Yes it is."

"Blaaaaaaaaaargh-ddsbbbb-beeeebleeeb."

"Shut up brick!"

What’s the difference between the Thalmor and a brick? A brick will actually help rebuild Skyrim

What’s Blue and Really bad for your teeth? A *really* fast brick.

I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd "We don't need no education" -Devos

"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump

What's the difference between you and a brick? Bricks can get laid.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's the difference between a brick and a ginger? Bricks get laid

What's the definition of embarrassment? Running into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

"Dad, why did you name me Rain?" Dad: "Because rain was the first thing that fell on you"

Rain: "Oh, I never knew that. Is that why my sister is named Snow as well?"

Dad: "Yes, you are absolutely right"

*a baby cries in the corner*

Dad: Shut up Brick!

I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store.

What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth? A Brick!

What is the difference between a dead hooker and a brick? I don't have a brick floating in my pool.

What's big, red, and hurts your teeth? A brick

Rose Daughter 1: Daddy, why am I named Rose?
Dad: Because when your mother gave birth to you, a rose petal fell on your head.
Daughter 2: What about me?
Dad: Because, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.
Son: *walks in* Anso nai?!
Dad: Oh, hey, Brick.

Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans

These days my boss has been getting on my nerves. See I'm a brick layer and he is always yelling to layer the bricks faster and faster... These days everyone wants instant stratification.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid.

Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick.

Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick? Because you're a stud.

My ex girlfriend is a brick Flat on both sides and laid by hispanic men.

What had 8 legs and lives in the ocean? 4 bodys chained to a brick.


...also, octopi

What's something that's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Im so good at guitar, That my neighbours decided to throw a brick at my window so that they could hear me better!

What's the difference between justin Beiber and a brick A brick gets laid

Dorothy was walking with Toto, Tin Man, and Scarecrow along the Yellow Brick Road when Toto suddenly sneezed. "Bless you, Toto!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"I bless the rains down in Africa," murmured Toto.

My Neighbors like my bands music... so much they recently threw a Brick threw my Window to hear it better!

Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? At least a brick gets laid.

TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better !
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