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Funniest Circus Jokes

A dog walks into a bar The dog says, "Gimme a beer." The bartender says, "Wow! You can talk! You should get a job at the circus!" The dog says, "They're hiring electricians at the circus?"

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I used to work at the circus I was the guy that circumcised the elephants.

The pay wasn't great, but the tips were huge.

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What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of cunning stunts

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What's the difference between congress and a circus? One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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How do you kill an entire circus at once? Go for the juggler.

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A dog walks into a bar and says, “a pint of beer, please.” The bartender says, “wow, you should be in the circus.” The dog says, “why, do they need electricians?”

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Fifty clowns got fired from the circus. Luckily, it freed up three parking spots.

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What's the difference between a circus and a whorehouse? One is a display of cunning stunts.

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A dog walks into a pub A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.

He says to the barman,

'Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please'.

The barman says, 'Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!'

The dog replies, 'Why? Do they need electricians?'

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So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus... The ringmaster said "Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"

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A dog walks into a bar A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender "A pint of beer please." The bartender says "Wow that's amazing! You should join the circus!" The dog then replies "Why? Do they need electricians?"

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A dog goes into a hardware store... ...and says: “I’d like a job please”. The hardware store owner says: “We don’t hire talking dogs, why don’t you go join the circus?” The dog replies: “What would the circus want with a plumber”.

-Steven Alan Green

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A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please".

The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!"

The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"

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What's the difference between a circus and a whorehouse? One's an array of cunning stunts...

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What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus has a lot of cunning stunts

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I got a job at the circus circumcising the elephants ....the pay sucks, but the tips are huge!!

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He was the best human cannonball the circus ever had. You seldom meet a man of his caliber.

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs? Irrelephant.

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What's the difference between a circus and a sorority house A circus is a cunning array of stunts

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I got a job at the circus. I had to circumcise the elephants. The wages weren't great but the tips were enormous.

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Why did the robber go to the circus? “To steal the show.” This joke was brought to you by my 2nd grade daughter. ;)

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What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

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Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? One is a cunning array of stunts!

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business? They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? You go to one to see cunning stunts...

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An oldie... What's the difference between a circus and a sorority? The circus has cunning stunts.

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The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests "Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"

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Whats the difference between a brothel and a circus? The latter is a cunning array of stunts.

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How do you build a flea circus? You have to start from scratch.

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Whats the difference between a circus and a whorehouse? One has an array of cunning stunts.

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Why didn't the clown get the job at the circus? He just wasn't It.

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Did you hear about the huge circus fire? It was in tents.

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My friend Ricky works at the circus. His job is circumcising elephants. Although he likes it, the wages are low but the tips are huge.

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Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler.

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I heard the Ringling Circus is shutting down this year I guess they didn't want to compete with the White House.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A CIRCUS CLOWN?? A: Go for the juggler!

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My wife applied for the bearded woman circus attraction I explained the position requires her to be a woman

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Favorite stupid jokes, please add yours as well! "Did you hear about the fire at the circus?..... It was in-tents!"

Please add your dumb joke below!

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Dave worked at a circus school... Normally, he teaches kids how to juggle or do cartwheels but it wasn't all that interesting.
One day, he decides to teach the kids something a bit more exciting so he brought in a cannon.

Long story short - he was fired.

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I used to have a job at the circus when i was younger ! They kept me on for like 3 years..
I couldn't do any tricks or anything ...
But i was the only one who could get the tent back in the bag!

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My wife wanted to rescue some animals from a failed circus in the Himalayas, but the government stopped her. They couldn't risk spreading Silly Yaks Disease.

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Last time someone told me to be myself I ended up as a circus attraction

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RIP Terry Jones. Now part of Monty Python’s Dying Circus

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Son: Is that tiger fresh? Mum: Well it was throwing up blood yesterday.

Credit to: Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

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What do you call a short person who summersaults out of a circus cannon? A midget spinner

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I made small talk with a woman at the airport... "I work in the circus actually," she says.

"No kidding? What's that like?" I asked.

"Oh, it's in tents." she replied.

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Little Johnny asks his Dad to take him to the circus... Dad: Don't be silly Little Johnny. No need to go to the circus when people can come here to see you

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The circus reviews are in The critics are saying that it is in tents

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What's the difference between circus preformers and a brothel? What's the difference between professional circus performers and an upperclass brothel?

One is full of cunning stunts.

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I asked Dumbo what career options he would pursue, when the circus shut down, and if he would consider interesting opportunities He said, "I don't know, but I'm all ears"

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Dog goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, "Wow! You can talk? That's amazing! You should get a job at the circus!" Dog says, "They're hiring electricians at the circus?"

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What's the difference between an Italian barber and an angry circus ringmaster? Ones a shaving roman and the others a raving showman.

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The difference between watching a three ring circus, and going to New York to watch a performance by the Rockettes. Well, when you watch a three ring circus, you witness a cunning array of stunts...

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Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down? Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!

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I heard the Ringling Bros Circus is staying in business They plan to stick around for another four years under the name "Trump Administration"

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Ringling Bros. circus introduces the first female ringleader in 134 years! And now they're going out of business.

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What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning...

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I went to a black circus It was the greatest show on Erf

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