Comic Jokes

Comic Sans walks into a bar The bartender says "Get out - We don't serve your type".

What do you call a bunch of zombies dressed as Superheroes? The Necro Comic-Con

What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians? Comic Sans

Back in my day, I could go to the store with a dollar and come back with a bag of chips and a comic book. Now, they've got cameras

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character? Deadpool.

Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "we don't serve your type in here."

Comic Sans walks in to a bar. The bartender says, sorry we don’t serve your type.

My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!

When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p. i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book... You can't do this nowadays though because of CCTV.

Comic Sans Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve your type here."

So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine... Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some?

Friend: Sorry, I'm Jewish.

Me: No, it's free!

*from a comic by Cyanide and Happiness*

My girlfriend and I were moving each others comic book collection and now we both have to see a chiropractor. Because we both have back issues.

I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues.

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con? Virgin Mobile

I wore my "Gandalf for President" shirt to the comic convention. It got a lot of support, but some were turned off by my candidate's hard stance on immigration.

There is definitely something wrong with comic book collectors... They have issues, man.

I feel sorry for comic book collectors. They have so many issues

someone tried to tell stan lee this joke during his panel at comic con this week end what do you call spiderman when he quits the daily bugal and starts working as a valet?

peter PARKER.

My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR.

I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

All the comic books I inherited from my brothers had the last pages missing. I had to draw my own conclusions.

Comic Sans walks into a bar The Bartender says, “Get Out- We don’t serve your type.”

Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic? He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions.

Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: "Get out! We don't serve your type here! "

San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event. But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.

My girlfriend just dumped me because of my superman comic collection. She said I have too many issues.

Why was the comic book series depressed? Because it had too many issues.

I saw a stand-up comic doing jokes about botany. Nobody in the audience laughed except one guy. I looked at him and thought "you're a plant".

All the comic books I inherited from my brother had the last page missing. I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why did people not like the new Undertale graphic novel? It was Comic Sans.

A comedian walks into a bathroom It's a comic relief.

Bloom County I used to read Bloom County (a comic strip).

Remember when they put Donald Trump's brain in Bill the Cat?

Who's laughing now.

I'm opening a Comedy Club on the beach. Comic Sands.

Comic Sans walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your type!"

Did you hear about the standup comic who was just released from prison? Yeah, Gilbert got freed.

(I apologize to Gilbert.)

I remember when I went to Comic-Con... It was so dark in there, I had to take a picture with The Flash...

Comic: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? Victim: No. I have not heard about the new corduroy pillows.
Comic: Really? I find that very surprising because they are making headlines everywhere!

I wrote an Undertale manga recently... It's written in Comic Sans.

What's the most popular pickup line at a comic-book convention? "Your parents' basement or mine?"

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him? He just wasn't her type.