Hilarious Crocodile Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Crocodile Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile? You will lose every hand.

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did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit? he ate 6 crocs before they could pull him out.

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Zoology Tip You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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A crocodile and a dog meet. The croc looks at the dog with disdain and says: "Hey, flea bag!"

The dog looks back at the croc and says: "Hey, hand bag!"

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how do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? one will see you later,
and the other in a while

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Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet But most of them only have 4!



How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them sees you later, the other sees you after a while!

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later; the other one will see you in a while.

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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later, or in a while.

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Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit? He ate 6 crocodiles before the rescuers could get him out.

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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see later, and the other one will see you after a while.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation.

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Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay seller xx_Anna_xx My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her. When the bag arrived, turned out to be snake skin... Anna conned her.

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What do you call crocodile HIV? GatorAIDS

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Why was the female crocodile disappointed in her mate? He had a reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a muslim crocodile? An Allahgator!

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Did you hear about the crocodile who couldn't get it up? He had a reptile dysfunction.

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How to tell a alligator from a crocodile One will see you later

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What do you call a cold crocodile? A refrigergator

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If Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter was wearing sunscreen that day he would still be alive Sunscreen protects against harmful rays

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Two of my favorite quotes were said by cold-blooded killers "See you later" - Alligator

"After while" - Crocodile

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What has 100 eyes and 2 teeth? A bus full of old people..

What has 2 eyes and 100 teeth?

A crocodile

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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? Pay attention to whether they see you later or in a while.

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This weekend we saw a crocodile that had trouble swimming, Does anyone know where we can find medication for a reptile dysfunction?

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I can't wear any clothes with a crocodile on them because I get an allergic reaction. I'm Lacoste intolerant.

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What do you call a crocodile that will only eat sacrificed lambs? A Halalligator.

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How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator Well one you see in a while, and the other you see later.

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A man was eaten when he attempted to tell a joke directly to a crocodile's mouth. He didn't live to tell the tail.

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What do you call a crocodile with a map and compass ? A navigator.

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Why did the alligator and crocodile leave the olympics so upset? They both cayman last.

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I went to a prosthetist after a crocodile bit me off at the wrist. Unfortunately he was too busy to give me a hand.

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A crocodile goes to the doctor.. It turns out the crocodile was suffering from ereptile dysfunction.

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How do you spot the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? The most notable difference is whether you see them later or in a while.

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It’s not hard to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. You just have to pay attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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What do you call a crocodile with and STD? Gatoraids

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It's not that hard to tell an alligator and a crocodile apart.. One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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What’s the Difference Between an Alligator and a Crocodile? One will see you later, the other after while

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later, the other after a while.

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Did You Hear About The Egyptian Crocodile That Heard About His Wife Cheating? He's in De-Nile

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Just remembered my favourite dad joke of all time. "Bring me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."

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New Crocodile Jokes

What do the Irish call the only crocodile at the Dublin Zoo? Croc o’ d’ Isle

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There was once a superhero called "The Crocodile" She was flying around the city, when a man yelled. "Is that a bird?" He said. "Is that a plane?" Asked a woman. "No- it's the poor people's heroine!"

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What's the difference between an alligator pharmacist and a crocodile doctor? One sees you later, the other one sees you in a while.

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What's the difference between an alligator pharmacist and a crocodile doctor? One sees you later, the other one sees you around.

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What is the easiest way to tell the difference between an Aligator and a Crocodile? If it will see you in a while, or a little later

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It's not hard to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. One will see you later and the other will see you after while.

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you after awhile

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Why don't alligators use phones? Because they don't know how to crocodile

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What did Crocodile Dundee say when he beat Vaclav Havel at chess? Checkmate, Czech mate.

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