Egypt Jokes

There isn't a lot of water in Egypt. And if you disagree, you're in the Nile.

Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate & nuts. Excited they believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Roche.

I just found out that Archeologist were recently digging in the Pyramids of Egypt and found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts on site identified the mummy as Pharaoh Roche.

Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

Did you know they don't have dad jokes in Egypt? They are called mummy jokes.

I’m canoeing in Sudan, not Egypt - my map must be wrong I guess I’m just in denial

They won't admit the Egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in *da nile.*

What do you call small rivers in Egypt? Juveniles

Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

A friend of mine recently got offered a job in Egypt. Turns out it was just a pyramid scheme.

I'm going on holiday to Egypt. A coworker told me it can get up to 100 degrees in the shade... ...I'll be staying out of the shade then.

It's been 5 months since my best friend drowned in a river in Egypt. ....and he's still in denial.

What was the biggest scam in Ancient Egypt? A Pyramid Scheme.

Archaeologists digging in Egypt discovered a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Nuts Experts believe it to be a Pharaoh Roche

BREAKING NEWS! Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate & hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharoah Rocher.

Why did you go to Egypt for honeymoon? To make the wife a mummy.

Two Rastafarians go to the river in Egypt and one of them gets in and says "Ey, mon, me not get wet"; his friend replies "Ya right, mon, you in denial"

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win? They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

My friend and I took a trip to Egypt. While we were sightseeing, he slipped and fell into a river. I told him he needs to get out as soon as possible but he refused to acknowledge his predicament. He was in denial.

I was having a lot of back pain in Egypt So I called the cairopractor

what do you call a spine doctor who practices in Egypt? a cairo-practor!

Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme.

Breaking news from Egypt: they found a tomb covered in chocolate and nuts. They said it was a Pharaoh Rocher.

Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt has found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts they believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher

my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt

Archaeologists have recently found a mummy while excavating a tomb in Egypt Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.

A new mummy has just been discovered in Egypt! It was found covered in chocolate and nuts. They believe he was called Pharaoh Rocher.

Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day? Because they're so full of mummies

(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)

I can see that my friend has fallen out of a river boat in Egypt but he refuses to accept it. I think he’s in denial.

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy... - Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

Did you hear about the score of the Egypt versus Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't

Did you hear the score of the football game between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t

Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts They are calling it "The Pharaoh Rocher"

Man! Did anyone else see the result of the Egypt vs Ethopia soccer game? Egypt: 8.

Ethopia: Didn't.

Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding. The citizens of Cairo are still in denial

You know, they worshipped felines in ancient egypt They’re called “Aristocats”

You hear about the Egypt vs. Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt ate, Ethiopia didn't.

Did you see the Egypt-Ethiopia football game last night? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.