Hilarious Faster Than Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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Light travels faster than sound! That's why some people appear bright until they talk.

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Did you know that light travels faster than sound? That's why some people look bright until they start talking.

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Light travels faster than sound... That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Did you know that light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright until they start talking.

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What do you call a catholic boy that can run faster than the priest? A virgin

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The waiter says: Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than light. A superluminal particle walks into a bar.

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What do you call an Alabama girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers.

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If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.

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Did you know that light travels faster than sound? That's why some people look smart until they start talking.

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If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?

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Politics is like driving No matter which lane you're in, anyone moving faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower is a moron.

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What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin.

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"We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here" said the bartender. A neutrino walked into a bar.

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Einstein said that the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. However it is possible that you may hear the sound of BMW's horn before the light turns green.

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Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired.

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What do you call a redneck girl who runs faster than her brothers? A virgin.

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Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

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What Makes ISIS Spread Faster Than The Internet? An Airstrike.

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If light travels faster than sound... Then how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honking before the light turned green?

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Why does light travel faster than sound? Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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what do you call a Kentucky farm girl who can run faster than her dad? A Virgin

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Donald Trump's speeches can travel faster than the speed of light Cuz they contain no information

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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright ,until you hear them talk.

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What do you call a Christian boy that can run faster than the priest? A virgin.

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Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk).

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We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What runs faster than a burglar with a TV? His cousin with the DVD

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Light travels faster than sound..... Which is why some people look smart, until you hear them speak.

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin.

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Light travels faster than sound..... Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.? His brother with the DVR

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What do you call a southern girl who runs faster than her brothers A virgin

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I lost all my money betting on horse races. Turns out they can run WAY faster than I can.

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What gets dropped faster than an unruly passenger? $900 million in market shares.

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What do you call a virgin redneck? A six year old that runs faster than her brother

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Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom... ... they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.

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What do you call a female Lannister that runs faster than her brothers A Virgin

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky that can run faster than all 6 of her brothers? A virgin.

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What's the definition of a virgin in Arkansas? ..a girl that can run faster than her brothers

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You would think anti-vaxxers would be a endangered species by now. They're dieing off faster than actual endangered species.

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A leading sexologist was once asked if it was possible to rape someone while running " No, a woman with her skirt up can run faster than a man with his pants down" .

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The population of Ireland is growing faster than any other country in the world It's capital has been Dublin every year

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What do you call a female virgin in a trailer park? Faster than her dad

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How do you find a virgin in West Virginia? Find a girl who can still run faster than her 12 year-old brother.

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If nothing is faster than the speed of light Why did I see that Asian lady turn before I saw her blinker

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After 100 year, Tolkien's Beren and Luthien is coming out. Still faster than George RR Martin.

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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

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A man approached me today and said "I am harder than you, I am better than you, I am faster than you, I am stronger than you." What a Daft Punk

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Superman: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and more powerful than a locomotive" Batman: "I fight a penguin and a really persistent clown"

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Sea lions can run and swim faster than humans Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.

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Who's faster than Christopher Walken? Christopher Runnen

Who's slower?

Christopher Crawlen

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What do you call a redneck virgin... A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Sorry I can't link to the sight I found this on like 7 months ago I don't remember which one it was and can't find it.

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What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin

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