Hilarious Gender Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Gender Jokes

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You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, If it floats it's boy ant.

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I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend

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If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits

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"I won't use stores that gender kids' beds" "Like a boycott?"

"Don't you start"

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If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.77

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If I had a dollar for every gender there was... I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.

EDIT: rip inbox

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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject.

Edit: I am can't word goodly.

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There are 10 genders Because gender is binary.

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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use? her/she

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How can you tell an ant's gender? 1. Get a glass full of water
2. Throw the ant into the glass
3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
4. If it floats, it's boy ant

Edit: Sorry about the repost, heard this joke from a friend, who, in turn, saw it on Twitter. :):

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If I had a dollar for every gender I’d have 2 dollars and a pocket full of counterfeits.

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Why is every gender equality officer in a company female? Because it is cheaper

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Modern day bullies be like: "Nice gender, did your mommy pick it out for you???"

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My girlfriend was telling me all about the gender wage gap... It was really informative. I thanked her for her 1.56 cents.

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Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

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Gender is like the Twin Towers There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject to bring up

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If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have 2 dollars and a lot of monopoly money.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.

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If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $1.70 because women make less.

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My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. Now he's a post man

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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar prefer? Her/She

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What is College Feminism? What is college feminism?
10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers

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If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $2 and some monopoly money...

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If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card.

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Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.

Time to update my display to 4K.

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What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.

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I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was.

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If you wanna find the gender of an ant, put it in water. If it drowns, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant.

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If I had a dollar for every gender I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.

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Gender is like the twin towers There used to be two, now it's a touchy subject

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There's an easy way to tell an ants gender Put in on water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male

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If life gives you lemons... I hope ~~he~~ life also gives you water and sugar or else your lemonade's gonna suck.

EDIT: Made sure life's gender was no longer assumed.

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What's more useless than a Gender Studies degree? the feminist holding it

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If I had a dollar for every gender there was I would have two dollars, and a lot of Counterfeits

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What's Iron Man's gender? FeMale

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What gender is Google? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts? Because there's no such thing as safe space.

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New Gender Jokes

People say toad has no gender But he is a fun guy

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If you want to know the gender of an ant put it in water. If it’s a girl it sinks
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If it floats it’s a boy ant

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If I had a hundred dollars for every gender I'd have $200 and a bunch of counterfeits

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The gender stereotype for men is really harsh We are expected to be swift as a coursing river

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How do you determine the gender of an ant? It's simple. Just put them in water:

If it sinks: girl ant

If it floats: boy ant

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My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero. Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."

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You can figure out the gender of an ant by throwing it into water If it sinks it's a girl ant. If it floats it's boy-ant.

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Do you know how you can find out the gender of an ant? If you put it in the water and the ant sinks, it’s a girl ant. However if it doesn’t sink, it’s buoyant.

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If I had a bitcoin for every gender... I would be imagining getting a lot of pretend money for a lot of people pretending.

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The gender pay gap is mostly caused by the types of professions that men and women go into Men are more likely to be doctors, lawyers, or engineers.

Women are more likely to be female doctors, female lawyers, or female engineers.

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Hear about the game of Life Millennial Edition? There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.

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I can‘t see my dad after his gender reassignment surgery Guess he‘s a transparent now

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Apparently I was mistaken about the meaning of "gender-fluid" And I'm not welcome back at that support group ever again.

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What gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars? Her/she

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What's the male equivalent of gender studies? History

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I wanna make a joke about my mom and dad being "gender neutral" But it seems too transparent

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Did you just assume the gender of that hurricane? Irma not suppose to do that?

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Wife asked me what am I doing Me: Killing Mosquitos
Wife: How many have you killed?

Me: Total 5. 2 Female and 3 Male
Wife: How did you know their gender?

Me: Three were near my beer bottle and two near my wallet

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There are only 10 genders. It's the gender binary

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Check you gender fluid often Otherwise you could blow a tranny.

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How can you tell what gender ants are? Try to put them in water, if it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

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I'm building an app to help people fall asleep at night. It'll be recordings of straight white men talking about gender identity, cultural appropriation and modern racism... Name of the app is White Noise.

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If I had a dollar for every gender If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollars

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If i had a dollar for every gender, I would have $2 and a pile of counterfeit.

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How do you call doctors that change a persons gender Trans formers

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There are 10 genders because gender is a binary

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If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.88(dang taxes)

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If I had $500,000 for every existing gender I'd be a millionaire.

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The United States Postal Service is, in the interest of gender neutrality, discontinuing the title of "Mailman" and changing it to "Personman".

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If I had a dollar for every gender... I would have 1 dollar and 79 cents.

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Gender is like American political parties There are 2 that actually matter, the rest no one takes seriously.

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If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $1.77 and a ton of counterfeits.

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I've decided to put off my gender transition surgery until after I've gotten my linguistics degree I'm a trans later

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What's the only food that can trigger a feminazi? Gender roles

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There are only 10 genders in this world... ... as according to the gender binary.

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If I had an atom bomb for every gender... I'd force Japan to surrender

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Pre-2000s, gender was like flipping a coin. Now it's like rolling a DnD dice.

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Happy Mother's Day to my Dad I didn't want to assume his gender

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What kind of cakes do sexists like to eat? Traditional gender rolls.

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If I got a dollar for every gender, I'd have $2, two fifty cent coins and a bunch of monopoly money.

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Google is female gender... Cause it won't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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Yesterday, I surveyed strangers and asked them which gender is more complicated. Half of the women are still answering.

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Gender is like the Twin Towers There used to be two, and now it's a bit of a touchy subject.

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How do you tell the gender of a mushroom? It's either a fungi, or fungal.

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If I had $0.50 for every gender that I've met I'd have $1.

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You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on water If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: buoyant

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If I had one dollar for every gender, I'd have one dollar. Because women are objects.

^^^^^rememberthisisajoke

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i heard you can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it into a pool. if it sinks; girl ant.
if it floats; boy ant.

(if you repeat it enough times you'll eventually get it)

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While in my gender studies class, I got asked how, in society, lesbians should be viewed... Apparently, 'in HD' wasn't the right answer.

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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by tossing it in water?! If it sinks... girl ant!
If it floats... buoyant!

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If I had a dollar for every gender created in 2016 I'd have one million dollars, unfortunately it would be in monopoly money because none of them are real.

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I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out.

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[TRIGGER WARNING] If I had a dollar for every gender... I would have 2 dollars.

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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

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How are the Twin Towers and Gender Similar? There used to be two, now it's offensive to talk about.

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Why is the twin towers and gender the same. There used to be two of them but now it's to offensive to talk about.

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How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies? A well educated Barista

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So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions.

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What's a feminist’s least favourite bread? Gender rolls

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