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Funniest Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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Why was the guitarist arrested? He was fingering A minor

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? A bassist.

(Don't get triggered, I play bass and I find this funny)

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Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail? He was caught fingering A Minor.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist? By selling your guitar.

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Why did the guitarist go to prison? For fingering a minor.

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Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.

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Why did the guitarist get arrested? He fingered A minor

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Why was the guitarist arrested? Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor

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What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist? You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why did the guitarist go to jail? He was fingering A minor

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the guitarist go to jail? For fingering A minor.

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The Edge walks into a bar. U2 guitarist The Edge walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll ......................................... have a pint of Guinness."

The bartender replies "What's with all the delay?"

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap? He only knows up strokes

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How many guitarist does it take to play stairway to heaven? Apparently all of them

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Why did the guitarist get arrested? For fingering A Minor

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Guitarist Arrested for Fingering Minor... Considered to be a fret to himself and others

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It's the year 2295... Dude: I'm a classically trained guitarist.

Neo-90s Kid: Radical!

Dude: So anyway, here's Wonderwall.

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Why did the guitarist go to jail? He fingered A minor.

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Why did the lead guitarist get sent to prison? for fingering a minor

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How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Give them some sheet music

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig? "...Would you like fries with that?"

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You hear about the legendary guitarist that had no vehicle ? Carless Santana

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They say I play like a prison guitarist I'm always behind a few bars, and I can never find the right keys

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Why did the guitarist go to jail? Fingering A minor.

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Why was the guitarist arrested Every night he fingered A minor

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A guitarist met a bassist and they had a jam... After a while, the bassist stopped and said:

"That is very good and all, but why won't you play A?"

The guitarist replied "because 440 Hz"

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a bass guitarist? A large pizza can feed a family of four!

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A guitarist was sent to jail for fingering a minor

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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How do you invite a guitarist to a party? Chordially.

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A pirate is having lunch with Guns n Roses guitarist Slash Slash tells a story that the pirate obviously knows is fake and the pirate says “Arrr Slash, quit your bullshit”

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Why was the guitarist put in jail? For fingering A minor

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What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat? Abandon ship

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Why did the anxious guitarist quit the band? He didn't want to fret anymore.

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A local guitarist went to jail today It was a major incident that involved a few minors and some g-strings.

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A guitarist goes undercover in an ant nest A worker ant recognizes the secret agent and shouts "That person over there is not a worker, that is Queen!"

He was trialed for conspiracy.

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A guitarist accidentally fingered the wrong minor Now he's in jail

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What does the guitarist of the Black Keys do on Daylight Savings time? He sets his clock an Auerbach.

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My friend was a pretty good guitarist But that one time he stepped in a puddle while playing his electric guitar on an old, badly grounded amp, he became a great conductor.

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How much talent did the lead guitarist of Cream have? A Clap-Ton.

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A guitarist traveled back in time to the Medieval Ages and became an apprentice to a noble knight He was a squier.

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I may be a Canadian blues guitarist... ..but I'm not your Buddy Guy.

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What did the guitarist go to prison for? Fingering a minor.

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How do you become as good a guitarist as Steve Vai? You take your Vaitamins.

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