Hilarious High School Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest High School Jokes

In high school some kids told me they’d give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.

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It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.

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I got voted “Least Likely To Succeed” by my high school class... I hate being a teacher...

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I was voted “Least likely to Suceed” by my high school class. I hate being a teacher.

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Why don't white supremacists take calculus in high school? They don't want to see integration in their schools

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Years ago, I viciously beat up my high school bully with a baseball bat. Both of his arms were broken. Come to think of it, that's probably why I felt brave enough to beat him up.

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I like how the girl that called me a “loser” in high school is now blowing up my phone She sends me things like “what are your plans for dinner” and “Your dad and I are going out for dinner there’s food in the fridge”

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I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only being able to remember even numbers. What are the odds?

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Fifteen years ago I asked my high school crush out on a date, yesterday I asked her to marry me... ... She said no both times.

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My wife saw her ex high school boyfriend, drunk in the street. She said he started drinking when she broke up with him after graduation decades ago. I said.... ....Impressive. .. I've never seen anyone celebrate that long before.

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Why did the high school girl only answer questions 1, 3, 5 and 7 on her exam? Because she literally can't even.

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What is a Mexicans favorite high school sport? Cross country

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They say the average high school prom goer now spends $1000 on prom Or $2000 if you count the abortion.

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My high school bully still takes my lunch money... On the plus side, he makes really good subway sandwiches

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Why did Shakespeare have a great time in secondary/high school? He didn't have to read Shakespeare.

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My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend... I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself..

“Well, you two still look the same.”

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The difference between high school and prison Is that no one wanted me during high school

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I had a Muslim kid in my high school and he was notorious for being late So we called him 9/12

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A high school bully sees an old victim at their reunion, Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

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I just saw my high school teacher the other day and she didn't remember who I was...... I was home schooled :(

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Why can’t fish pass high school? They’re all below C level.

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My high school guidance counselor told me I'll always be useless So I became a guidance counselor.

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I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only memorizing even numbers. What are the odds?

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a high school jock? One has a strong accent, and the other has a strong Axe scent.

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Shoutout to my teachers from high school who said I would work at McDonalds I have my first shift on Monday.

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High school was really nasty for me. I got bullied a lot, got called names. The school eventually had to call my mom. She just said "he's my son I'll call him whatever I want"

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In high school I was in a theatrical production about puns. It was a play on words.

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When I was in high school, I was part of the French club. We didn't really do anything, but every once in a while, we'd surrender to the German club.

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Classroom Nerd (In a high school class room)

Girl: Do you see that F@#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day.
Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp

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All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school But honestly, being homeschooled sucked.

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Why did Shakespeare enjoy high school? He didn't have to learn Shakespeare

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Back when Stormy Daniels was in high school, none of her fellow classmen realized she would go down in history. Guys were usually getting it in the gym locker room or behind the teacher's parking lot.

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A high school student approached a group of popular kids during lunch time. "May I join you?" he asked politely.
"We don't sit with idiots." they said.
"But I do." he replied as he gestured them to scoot over.

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I used to be so popular in school I would have a new best friend every year.. ..until I got to high school and they let everyone pick where they sat in class

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Sherlock was convicted for child molestation A disgusted Watson visited him in prison, and said, "I cannot believe you were caught exposing yourself to a child in high school!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson..."

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I was in the debate team in high school. My best debate was about math. People still say I was the best math debater.

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High school is like a noose Extremely painful but it's over before you know it.

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When I was in high school, I had a girl in the back seat of my car... She confided in me, "I think you're really hot, but I've never hooked up with anyone before, and I don't know what to do."

I replied, "Me either, but don't worry. We'll finger it out."

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New High School Jokes

2 people I went to high school with recently got engaged... ...so statistically speaking one of those is gonna end in divorce

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I could never get on board with the whole #AllLivesMatter thing... I can easily think of five or six people I graduated high school with whose lives definitely do not matter.

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Did you know that Trump & Biden has the same knickname in high school? It was dumbass

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What's the song they sing at the end of vegan High School Musical? Bacon-free.

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There was a kid who was really popular in high school He was home schooled

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What basketball team does a lazy high school student hate the most? The Pacers

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People seem to remember high school differently than I do, but generally the same. For example, everyone hated Algebra 2. Weirdly, we all know it as the time my teacher continuously screwed me non-consensually while I was half-asleep.

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We had a kid in my high school called Diarrhea Dave, and everyone assumed he had a nasty accident. Actually, he was just the only kid in our class who could spell it.

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I bet every single high schooler in the USA has plagerized once They all copy notes

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My high school teacher was a Turtle.. To this day, I remember everything he Tortoise!

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There was a kidnapping in the local high school. Luckily a teacher woke him up.

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Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite meal was always a fresh young high school track star, but he had some difficulty trying to catch them... He couldn't get enough fast food.

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Someone on Xbox asked if I had school tomorrow I told him that they tend to kick you out of it after you get your high school diploma

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Why can't you see an anti-vaxx kid going high school? Because they're dead.

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Watching this weird High School Musical sequel on Netflix Zac Efron becomes a serial killer.

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R Kelly decided to become a singer after a great performance in a high school talent show, but he later learned to play guitar for a different reason. He enjoys fingering minors.

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None of my friends seemed very impressed when I told them I hooked up with my high school science teacher. I swear it is so much harder trying to fit in when you are homeschooled.

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Please Give Generously to your High School Gym Program! Be an athletic supporter!

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Why are annoying high school girls obsessed with Greek mythology? Because they have Arachne

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Facebook Birthdays. Facebook birthdays don't remind me to say happy birthday. Instead, they remind me to systematically remove the kids from high school who I haven't talked to in five years.

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There was an employment advertisement in an office. There was an employment advertisement in an office.

So a guy went there.

Manager asked him: "Do you know what is the meaning of Ph.D.?"

The guy answered: "Passed High school with Difficulties."

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My parents told me that I would be offered drugs in high school It took me a whole year to realize that you had to ask.

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My High School math teacher passed everybody. He gave no F's.

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In high school I got sent to the principal for making fun of the paraplegic kid. He asked if I would like to explain why I would do such a thing. I replied "It was just some armless teasing."

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People keep telling me that concussions are really bad for my health. I can safely say that after three years of playing high school football, my Brian is working just fine!

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1600 out of 2000 high school seniors flunked their math exam in my city. That's almost half!

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I used to get paid to write other students essays in high school. Everyone failed.

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Couldn't get laid in high school I was in a band. I was a musician. I'm like girls like musicians. This is gonna work and I'm like, "Hey girl, do you want to see my band on Friday? And she's like," Maybe, what's the name of your band?"

Marching.

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Why did Columbine High School lose all their basketball games? They lost their 2 best shooters

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What kind of classes do fishes take in high school? Debate.

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At the local catholic high school dance, all the DJ's jokes were about me... I was the only person in the punch line.

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Why did the programmer get kicked out of his high school track team? He kept getting errors at runtime

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Every time my significant other asks me why people act weird when they hear we are high school sweethearts... I tell her I have no idea. What... just because I'm her AP Bio teacher I'm supposed to know everything?

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Why is 9th grade so lit? Because it's part of High School.

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I finally just slept with my high school crush. Now she expects me to go to her graduation.

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My siblings and I were home schooled growing up. People always ask how my girlfriend and I met. I tell them we were high school sweethearts.

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They should offer a class on speaking the truth in high school It'd be a great way to earn a foreign language credit.

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Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math.

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How do you make a sports science major cry? Remind them that high school is over.

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What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? "Most likely to Secede"

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These twins I knew in high school both got mono... They got stereo

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Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools

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A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country

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So today I met a guy who went to high school with OJ Simpson. I asked him what OJ was like back then. He was quite the lady-killer apparently

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