Horror Jokes

I've just started to read a horror novel in braille. Something bad is gonna happen. I can feel it.

You shouldn't see any horror movie today It May, Fri 10 you

A guy was screaming at the TV “Run idiot, run!” His wife walked in and asked “Are you watching a horror movie?”. He said “No. It’s our wedding tape”

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them They said it would be like winning the Lottery. To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it...

I’ve just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen… I can feel it…

Why is everyone obsessed with that new horror movie? Like, i was driving today and this is the third time someone has rolled down their window and yelled to me: Hey! Watch It!

I began reading a horror novel in braille. I think something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.

I was reading a horror story in Braille, something bad was about to happen I could feel it

I began reading a horror novel in brail. Something bad is about to happen I can feel it.

I’m reading a horror story in Braille Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it

Curiosity killed the... ...white people in horror movies.

If you ever feel lonely. Just dim the lights and watch a couple of horror movies. After a while, you won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.

I'm reading a horror novel in Braille Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.

Did you hear about the Mime Murders? It was an unspeakable horror

I’m reading my first horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen I can feel it

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first.

A fool proof way to never feel lonely. If you're ever feeling lonely, watch a horror movie. You won't feel alone anymore.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game? Cuz you know something's about to go down.




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I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen... I can feel it...

A man was watching TV at home He said out loud "Run you idiot!"

His wife heard him and asked "Are you watching a horror film?"

He responded "Nah. Just our wedding tape."

I'm reading a horror story in braille Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it

I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie... But I was too scared to come.

I have just started to read a horror novel in braille Something bad is going to happen, i can feel it.

Me trying to impress a girl Girl: I'm Into horror movies

Me: My dad's a serial killer

I'm reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it

I just started my first Braille horror story I know something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore.

I’ve just started to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is gonna happen. I can feel it.

You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.

One sentence horror story: "Seems like we're the last two people left on Earth, m'lady"

What's red and caused horror among Game of Thrones fans? Ed Sheeran.

I like to play a game when I watch horror movies. I try to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater, to see if I could survive that situation. I passed out while watching Finding Nemo.

I recently watched a North Korean horror movie It turned out to be a documentary.

Horror movies are like a box of chocolates The dark ones always go first

Imagine a horror movie about going camping... It would be in tents O_O

Horror movies are always much tamer when I watch them on my iPhone I have it set to Do Not Disturb

If you're feeling lonely tonight, don't worry. Just watch a horror movie. You won't be feeling lonely for long...

I only like horror movies about clowns That's It.