I Hate It When Jokes

I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.

I hate it when people call their girlfriend their “partner in crime” We get it man she’s underage

I hate it when engineering students call themselves engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.

I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of coins at me I get that you have more money than me, no need to rub it in

I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

I hate it when I'm at someone's house and they keep asking stupid questions like... "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?"

I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world.

I hate it when people talk and eat loud in the cinema. Like shutup, I'm trying to film a movie here!

I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me. No need to rub it in

I hate it when people mix up Your and You're. Their so stupid.

I hate it when they say, "white people can't dance"... Like Hello? We had the king of pop himself micheal Jackson.

I hate it when homeless shake their cups with change in them I know you have more money than me, stop showing off.

I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid

I hate it when people get simple stuff wrong I mean, it's not rocket surgery

I HATE IT WHEN... I hate it when guys call their girlfriends their "partner in crime".
Like we get it dude she's underage

I hate it when people make all these fat jokes to shame fat people They have enough on their plate already

I hate it when.. I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,

My white friend in snow,

My Chinese friend in sand,

And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.

I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings.

I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision.

I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off

I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years time... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision.

I hate it when I hate it when engineering students call themselves engineer.
I don't see medical students calling themselves doctor or history students calling themselves unemployed

I hate it when people lie to me Like one time I broke up with a girl who told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and it isn't even a real magazine.

So I just up and packed my things and left right there in the middle of the night.

I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years... It's not like I have 2020 vision.

I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision.

I hate it when people misuse the words “your and “you’re”. There so stupid.

I hate it when people bother me... I'm tired of people ringing my doorbell at all hours of the day and night, asking for donations. This morning it was some woman from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful!

I hate it when people call me average It's really mean

I hate it when I'm at someone's party and they keep asking stupid questions like... "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?"

I hate it when I run out of toilet paper and I have to make the trip to the grocery store in really small steps.

I hate it when statisticians try explaining things to me. 95% of the time I don't know what they mean.

I hate it when people lie to me... Like one time I broke up with a girl who told me she had a bunch of Abandonment issues. I looked it up online and it's not even a real magazine.

So I just up and packed my things and left in the middle of the night.

SOME PEOPLE WEAR TOO MUCH MASCARA Sorry, I hate it when I lash out

I hate it when people confuse reality with metaphors... It makes my head literally explode!

My SO is a kinky Star Wars fan so we decided to role play He said, "I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.

I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. I mean, I don't have 2020 vision.

My wife's parents are both attorneys. I hate it when the at-laws come to visit.

I hate it when people call me average It's pretty mean.

I hate it when girlfriends have overprotective dads. That's why I work at an orphanage.