Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeño say in the blizzard? I'm a little chili

Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile

What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeño buisness.

... I'll let my self out.

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeño business :D

Edit: Sorry, I'm not sorry

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business!

What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business

What's a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.


^^^Sorry... ^^^I ^^^know... ^^^it's ^^^bad...

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

How can you tell when a peppers being nosy? When he's jalapeño business.

What does a nosey pepper do ? It gets jalapeño in your business

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people? Because they get jalapeño business.

What does the nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper.

What on Earth is a nosey pepper?! It's one that gets all jalapeno business (sorry)

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you? It gets jalapeño face.

What does a nosey pepper do? Get's jalapeño business!

What happens when a chili pepper gets mad at you? He gets jalapeño face!!!

What do nosy peppers do? They get jalapeño business. :)

What does a lonely pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.

What does an angry pepper do? Get jalapèno face!!!

What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeño Business

You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates.

What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business

So this bell pepper spots a jalapeño walking on the streets... and wants to know why he's all wrapped up in layers of clothes. "Hey," he says, "hey, aren't you a bit hot?"

"No," says the jalapeño, "I'm a little chili"

What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business! 🙄

What does a nosey pepper do? I gets "jalapeno" business!

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business...........

When is a pepper annoying? When it's jalapeño face

What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno buisness

When is a pepper nosey? When it's jalapeño business.

What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What happens when a pepper gets mad at you? It gets jalapeño face

What kind of pepper do you not want as a neighbor? A jalapeño, because they get jalapeño business.

You and Juan have a pretty spicy relationship He’s always jalapeño business

How can you tell the gender of a jalapeño? That's a trick question; they're all male. A female of the species is called "jalapeña."

Dr. Pepper tried to sell jalapeño-flavored drinks in Iceland It was given a chili reception

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper? It gets jalapeño business.