Karma Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask him/her to pronounce unionized


Edit: Gets 3000+ upvotes, Karma remains at 20...

When do you start on red and stop on green? When you're eating a watermelon!

Edit: wow, this is my highest rated post. Finally broke the 1000 karma barrier thank you all

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

EDIT: Slightly late, but:

10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Credit: my friend's 3-year-old made this up. I'll pass on any karma to his college fund.

So i just ate at this new restaurant called “Karma” They don’t have menus, they just give you what you deserve.

r/jokes should use its karma to help the environment. Subscribers are already experts at recycling.

I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

Karma is a lame name... They should rename "Karma" to "Creddit"

They also need to rename the "Share" button to "Spreaddit"

While we are at it we might as well rename the "Delete" button to "Shreddit"

But they never will and I just don't Geddit...

A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

Have you heard about this new resturant called Karma There´s no menu, you get what you deserve

My wife asked me if I like to recycle... "Well yeah of course. It's the only way I can get Karma!"

I've opened a restaurant called 'Karma'... There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? He has the white cane with the red end you unfunny, reposting, karma whoring chumps.

How did the app control all of its users? Karma

How does a fencer earn their karma? Ripostes.

Only reposters will get this Karma and gold

How Many Karma Whores does it take to change a light bulb? If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

The inventor of the Big Mac died today. His family ordered the largest, most lavish coffin they could find in the brochure, but were extremely disappointed when it turned out to be nothing like what was in the picture.

Karma.

If I had a female dog... I would name her karma.

What does Dracula's torch run on? *Bat-teries* now give me my five karma

There are two kinds of people I hate the most... 1. People who want other people's approval for their opinions


2. Karma whores


Upvote if you agree

My friend wanted to know how I got all my karma I simply replied "piece of cake"

I'm sick of these people milking the EA conflict for karma! I hope it at least gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Hands Up! Put the karma in the bag and no one gets hurt.

The real joke is in the comments I hope. I need the karma.

They just opened a new Buddhist restaurant in my city... It's called Karma. The thing is, they don't have a menu.


Instead, you get what you deserve.

How can stealing be wrong... ...when you get so much karma from it?

United Airlines should get into the rail transportation business... ...because they have the longest karma train that I've ever seen.

Did you hear about the new restaurant called “Karma?” There’s no menu you get what you deserve.

I got a new female dog today Her name is Karma

What’s the quickest way to earn karma using your sword-fighting abilities? Riposte

To get easy comment karma, you have to do it like your ejaculations Just do it early.

What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat.

A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer... ... It was chicken karma

If Americans switched to the metric system overnight... Could you imagine the scale of the confusion?



Note: This is an experiment in which I repost from this sub and see if all the other reposts about reposts getting karma are true.

I heard Steve Jobs was a Buddhist Due to abusing child labor in asian countries, his karma was getting killed by a PC.

[OC] A friend of mine told me I should never steal Because I will only end up getting karma'd. Thanks to his advice, I've gotten triple my original amount after only a few reposts.

karma for jokes You dont get it?

Ok, so I found out how karma is calculated... [Removed]