Hilarious Keyboard Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Keyboard Jokes

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*Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working

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A bad workman blames his fools... **EDIT: tools**

...stupid keyboard...

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I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore. I think it's time for a new keyboard.

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I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore... Definitely time for a new keyboard.

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I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think

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Today it became clear to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on the keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an email with 'Regards' ever again.

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Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other Retards

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(First post to this community, please be kind)

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How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard? qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv

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I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore... I think it's time for a new keyboard.

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I ate my mom... Se knocked te computer on te ground so now some of te keys on te keyboard aren't working rigt.

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My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfreoiwjr67uiwosi94ckcjfkdald87lakdofasdkfj

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A good workman doesn't blame his fools \*tools.

Stupid keyboard.

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What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut? Command Alt Right.

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Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd That would be stereotyping.

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So I was fired from the keyboard factory today... Boss told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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No end in sight... I can't see an end.
I have no control.
I don't think there's any escape.
I don't even have a home anymore.

Time for a new keyboard.

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I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape! I don’t even have a home anymore... Definitely time for a new keyboard...

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I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one.

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I’ve got no home, I haven’t got control, and I can’t see any escape. I should get a new keyboard.

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I was fired from the keyboard factory today. They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo

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Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard? Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!

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What's the worst thing you can come across while searching the web? Your keyboard.

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A letter to Keyboard Manufacturers Dear Keyboard Manufacturers,

I'm writing to request a redesign so that 'g' and 't' wouldn't be right next to each other.

Retards,

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I was fired from the keyboard factory today, I wasn’t putting in enough shifts...

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What do you call a gushing keyboard? sqwerty

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I got fired from the keyboard factory earlier today I wasn't putting in enough shifts

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A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl.

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I rearranged my keyboard today Now everything's under Control

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i asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction. She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"

i said "Yeah, that's the one!!"

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So a spider just crawled onto my keyboard But don't worry I think it's under ctrl.

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Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid? Because the & is near

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The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending an email with the phrase "Regards" again.

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My mom told me if i didnt get off the computer and do my homework she would bang my head against the keyboard I think she mighfkgk57mo58ktzsrazxv78p

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I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape Way past the time I got a new keyboard

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I never realised how close "f" and "t" were on the keyboard... ...not until I texted my wife and told her I'd tucked our daughter in, anyway.

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Some guy hit on me at the keyboard store today I told him he wasn't my type.

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HEY, HOW ARE YOU? - Dude, press the Caps Lock key on your keyboard!
- WOW, THIS IS MUCH BETTER, I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT ANYMORE

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I broke some letters off my keyboard last night My mood just shifted, there was no escape. I honestly just lost control. I need to alt-er these episodes of mine, these repair bills are building up quite a tab.

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New Keyboard Jokes

I have three things to say to those keyboard warriors who would rather engage in endless debates like how Pixar films are made only for kids, than actually participate in real life politics: Shut up, and take my Up; vote.

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Why do keyboard never sleeps? Because they have two shifts. :)

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Why did Karen angrily pressed crtl+alt+delete on her keyboard? She demanded to see the task manager right away.

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what is it called when you take a picture of a razor keyboard chromaphotgraphy

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What keyboard macro is used to get a cat on a computer? Tab E

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I was fired yesterday from the keyboard factory Apparently I wasn’t putting in enough shifts

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There's an animated man downstairs fixing the sounds that our keyboard makes. I totally forgot that the piano cartooner was coming today.

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I got fired at the keyboard factory today... I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

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I heard that if you jack off you go blund Sorry I guys I’m having a little trouble seeing my keyboard

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My keyboard has a blood type. Its Type O

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We only use 10% of our brain at any given time. Imagine what we could do if we used 100%! We only use 10% of our keyboard at any given time. Imagine what we could do if we -m0c918urpaweo8r nxym pqfkw8ef}cqj9p34f8m[nybh4nxh|f9f80923-r12c=r32u1m.

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Why did Trump get mad at his keyboard? There was no alt on the right.

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My wife gave me a mouse and a keyboard for my birthday. I learned to play "KLONKY DONKEY" on the keyboard and trained that little fella to dance.

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Look at your keyboard. U and I are together. Look just below it.

JK.

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mum said if i dont get off my computer.. ..she will smash my head on the keyboard nice try moitrfjbc4fbfewfjrfn cvrjekf dmjfewjrbvjrwvkwwovfvewn

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What is the keyboard shortcut to becoming an idiot who throws temper tantrums like a child? Alt-right.

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Why is the key next to the space bar on Trump's keyboard always in pristine condition? Because no matter the circumstances, he'll never put pressure on the alt-right

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What keyboard shortcut can be used to stop recent senseless violence from continuing? CTRL-ALT-Right

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A spider just walked onto the keyboard! Ooook I think it's under cntrl

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What is an emo's favourite keyboard shortcut? Ctrl-X.

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What's a keyboard warrior's favourite weapon of choice? A salt rifle.

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My Dad told me specifically not to touch the keyboard...I pressed Ctrl-B It was a bold move

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My Asian friend hooked up a computer keyboard to a bunch of speakers I guess that's stereotyping isn't it...

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Did John F Kennedy get sniped because he wasn't at his keyboard? JAFK?

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What's Donald Trumps favorite keyboard command? \(Ctrl+Alt+Right)

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What's a Republican's favorite keyboard command? Alt+Right

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What is a rapper's favorite key on a keyboard? F12

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Two thristy aliens landed on my keyboard They were looking for the space bar

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How is a woman like a computer keyboard? The B and the V are right next to each other.

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I've no home, I haven't got control and I can't see any escape. It's way past time I got a new keyboard...

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What's a drunk astronaut's favorite key on his keyboard? The spacebar.

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What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key.

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what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common? they all help make a really convoluted joke.

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I just got a socially progressive phone... It has an LGBTQWERTY keyboard

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A keyboard tries to hit on a printer. The printer responds, "Sorry, but you're just not my type."

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My laptop got left outside during a storm. I tried turning it on and the screen blew and the keyboard started smoking. That's the first time I've seen the rain set fire to a Dell.

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