Marvel Jokes

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

I don’t know why marvel hasn’t tried to advertise on the hulk. He’s a giant banner after all.

Caitlin Jenner just signed a deal with Marvel. She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film.

I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk He's essentially a giant banner

I don’t know why marvel hasn’t tried putting advertisements on the hulk. He’s essentially a giant banner

Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.

Marvel's greatest villain is Thanos. DC's greatest villain is Rotten Tomatoes.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC...

How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe? Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner.

In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast . It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!

I don't see why Marvel hasn't tried putting advertisements on Hulk. He's essentially a giant banner.

Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.

The atomic bomb was seen as a marvel of weapons technology by the Japanese. It blew them all away.

Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL? They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup

Marvel have announced their newest Superhero team, one consisting entirely of Trans-woman. The Ex-Men.

Have you heard about the new Marvel feminist superhero? Anti-Man

I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to advertisements on the Hulk He's essentially a giant banner.

What’s the name of the Frozen/Marvel Universe crossover movie? Thaw

Captain Marvel wasn’t the first standalone female superhero... Iron man was, because he’s “Fe-Male”

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman Iron Man is a Marvel superhero while Iron Woman is a command

Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero. Auntman

Marvel should really use hulk more often for advertisement After all he is just a giant banner

I’m worried I’ve become very obsessed with Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel lately. I think I might be a heroine addict.

Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers? Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.

Why is a bad government like a bikini? Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Is Goose from Captain Marvel a good character? You're flerken right he is.

Why doesn't marvel use the hulk for advertising. He's basically a giant banner.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel? I am Root.

Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have one thing in common... Both of their last names are strange

Which Marvel superhero was transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.

[Marvel Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers] If Captain Americas shield is made of Vibranium what is Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver

Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman.

If the Vision movie comes out in 2020... The Marvel marketing group will have a field day

Which Marvel character can beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam.

Which Marvel villain is the master of subtlety? Loki

I don't know why Marvel hasn't started putting advertisments on the Hulk. He is, after all, a giant Banner.

Did you know marvel was going to add Islamic superhero’s But DC already made suicide squad





Possible repost can’t remember where I heard it

I just saw 'Captain Marvel'. I like how there were lots of subtle 1990's references. Like how they made the cat with CGI from the 1990's.

Why doesn’t marvel put ads on Hulk? He is essentially a giant banner.