Hilarious Mustard Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Mustard Jokes

My grandfather says he survived mustard gas and pepper sprays during war. He's a seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a soldier that's survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran.

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I knew a guy who survived mustard gas and pepper spray He is now a seasoned veteran

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Blonde walks into a... A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."

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I once knew a soldier who suffered through both mustard gas and pepper spray. He was a seasoned veteran.

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A woman walks into a dry cleaner... and says "I've got another dress for you"
The man behind the counter, whose a little hard of hearing, reply "come again?"
The woman responds with "No this time its mustard"

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What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks? A seasoned veteran.

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What do u give a dog that has high temperature? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran.

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There was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray He's now a seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a soldier who has been mustard gassed and pepper sprayed? A seasoned veteran.. I'm so sorry

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My Grandfather survived pepper spray and mustard gas during world war 2 He’s a seasoned veteran.

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Former president Clinton Walks into a dry cleaner with a suit,

"I'm in a hurry can I get this by 3 today?"

The clerk, preoccupied, quickly looked up and asked "come again?"

"No, it was mustard this time."

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A soldier survived mustard gas one day, and was pepper sprayed the next. He was a seasoned veteran.

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Dry Cleaning Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"

"No," says Monica. "Mustard this time."

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I met a Soldier that survived Mustard Gas and Pepper spray He was a seasoned Veteran

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During the war, my Grandad faced pepper spray and mustard gas. He's a seasoned veteran.

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Dry cleaners. A hot blond walks into a Dry cleaners. She tells the teller "I need to get a stain removed from my sweater. The teller being a little hard of hearing asks "Come again?" To which she replied " No, its mustard."

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What do you call a soldier that has survived both mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned warrior

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper sprayed by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.

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A blonde walks into a laundromat... And says to a worker, "can you wash this shirt?"

The worker did not hear her and said "come again?"

The blonde than replies "no it is mustard this time"

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I met a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray. Crazy conversations, he was definitely a seasoned veteran.

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Did you hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? They say that he's a seasoned veteran.

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There's a type of mustard gas that stays near the ground and only kills people less than 4 feet tall. It's used in chemical dwarfare.

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I say a soldier who survives a mustard gas and a pepper spray attack must be a seasoned veteran.

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A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? A seasoned veteran

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's a seasoned veteran.

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After years in the Military After years in the Military, the soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray and was proud to finally be able to call himself a seasoned veteran.

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A soldier Survived mustard gas in the battle , and then the pepper spray by the police. He is now a seasoned veteran.

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Did you hear about the retired soldier that got mustard gassed and pepper sprayed by the police? He's now a seasoned veteran.

Not sure if this is a repost, one of my friends told me this

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Do you know about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? He's a seasoned veteran.

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by police. He’s now a seasoned veteran

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The military man survived mustard gas and pepper spray He's a seasoned veteran

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Did you hear about the solider that survived a mustard gas attack and a pepper spray attack? He's now a seasoned veteran.

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A soldier was mustard gassed, then he was pepper sprayed by the police... He is now a seasoned veteran.

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I met a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He's a seasoned veteran.

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New Mustard Jokes

Salsa! Guacamole! Aioli! Honey-Mustard! BBQ! I'm calling dips.

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What do Jews and hotdogs have in common The both go well with mustard

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What are the Houston Texans favorite condiment? Deshaun mustard

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I relish a good pun. Also ketchup and mustard. 'Cause you mustard that pun by now. If not, you better ketchup.

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What did the condiment seller say to his boss when he need to go to the bathroom? Please give me a break! I mustard!

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While in the military I experienced both mustard gas and pepper spray... I am a seasoned veteran.

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My grandad is a soldier and has survived pepper spray and mustard gas He's a seasoned veteran.

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Mustard and Migos's song Pure Water was so fire, That it became steam.

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I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of Ketchup and Mustard. But then I decided the name KetchTard would be pretty MustUp.

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What do you call a discount for mustard? A poupon coupon

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Did you hear about the soldier who survived a mustard gas attack and got pepper sprayed? He is a real seasoned veteran.

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Why it's called the pc mustard race? Because consoles need to ketchup

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I was fired from my job in a restaurant kitchen for refusing to slice up one of the condiments with a knife... I just didn't cut the mustard.

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What did they call the man that survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran

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I was really nervous before going to my interview at the Coleman's factory... But eventually I mustard up the courage.

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then peppery spray by the police... he is now a seasoned veteran

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle and pepperspray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran

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What do you call a singing bottle of mustard? Celine Dijon

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Did you hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? He's a seasoned veteran.

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My granddad in WW1 survived pepper spray and mustard gas... He's now a seasoned veteran.

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