Hilarious Nasa Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Nasa Jokes

Trump's wall will cost 21.6 billion, Nasa's budget is only 19 billion Probably because Mexico has more aliens

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Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut? "NASA: The Sky's The Limit"

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Mars: I'm wet... NASA: I'm coming!

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Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes...

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"We found life on Mars, . . . Unfortunately Curiosity killed the cat."

-NASA

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Mars: I’m wet. NASA: I’m coming over.

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Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

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NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called "Night".

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NASA Scientists say its possible to live on Mars. Bullshit, I tried it and now I'm 15Kg heavier and diabetic

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NASA has received reports of a rover on Mars murdering a feline creature Curiosity killed the cat.

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If the moon landing was indeed fake NASA would owe us a huge Apollo-gy.

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How come when NASA shows pictures of their black hole, it’s “breaking news” But when I show pictures of mine it’s an “HR violation”

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What's the name of NASA's launch button? The "Space Bar"

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What difference does an "A" make? Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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NASA discovers 10 earth like planets. Within a month of Trump taking office, NASA has discovered 10 earth like planets...

They say necessity is the mother of invention !!

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Why did NASA cancel the all-female spacewalk? None of them would go outside the rocket wearing the same outfit.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet.

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Did you know the moon was made of cheese? Thats why NASA sent up a bunch of crackers.

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Dear NASA, I was big enough for your mom.

- Pluto

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Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC] "No comet."

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How does NASA identify dead planets? They look through the orbituaries.

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How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

[Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]

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Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough.

Sincerely,
Pluto

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NASA decides to send up an all-female crew for their next shuttle mission... "Houston, we have a problem."

"What's the problem?"

"Nothing. Nevermind."

"Repeat, what is the nature of the problem?"

"It's fine, whatever."

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Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed.

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BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.

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Why Does NASA Have No Competition? Because they destroyed their last challenger.

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How does NASA get away with murder? They planet

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high.

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Why do NASA scientists drink Sprite? Because they can’t get 7-Up

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NASA just reported they have lost contact with Voyager 1 after it crashed into something in the dark abyss of space Apparently they found my ex's heart, which drains all energy.

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NASA should tell the US government they found oil on Mars And then watch the funding skyrocket

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In honor of the 30 year anniversary of the Challenger explosion. What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

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What did the bully say to Nasa? Gimmie (all) your launch money

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Offensive Challenger Jokes What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

What did Christa McAuliffe say before it blew up? "What does this button do?"

Where did Christa McAuliffe spend her vacation? All over Florida.

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The Trump administration is just like NASA's Juno spacecraft both orbit around gas giants

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Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world.

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I'll never forget the moment when NASA accomplished every child's dream ...by blowing up a school teacher.

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NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil.

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New Nasa Jokes

Mars and NASA we’re having a conversation Mars: Come here

NASA: No way, you’re 33.9 million miles away

Mars: Guess what? I’m wet!

NASA: Stay put. We’ll be right over

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NASA sent two women on a space walk today. Better than letting them drive there.

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What can't NASA do without computers? CTRL D Space

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What does NASA can't do without computers? CTRL D Space

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I may not officially work at NASA... But that doesn’t mean I’m not on a mission to Uranus 😉

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Hey NASA i was big enough for your mom ~PLUTO

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How does NASA make really good parties? They planet

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How does NASA check if there is life on mars? They go there and see if “local girls in your area dying to meet you” ad pops up.

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Why did NASA delayed the launch of the JWST to May 2020? Because they see it as a perfect vision.

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NASA is in for a whole world of hurt... ...when they realise they also need to worry about car crashes in space.

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NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system, but quit after Uranus They found it to be a shithole.

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It cost NASA scientist 1 billion dollars to send felines into outerspace. It was a catastrophe

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I really wish someone would have told me how long this solar eclipse was going to take. Don't get me wrong, I had been enjoying watching it, but had I know it would still be going on for this long, I would have bought a pair of those fancy NASA glasses.

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NASA warned us not to stare at the eclipse, but i did it anyway I cant see what they were so afraid of... At all...

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The US Government will be very supportive of NASA's efforts to put humans on Mars. The only thing NASA has to do is declare war on Mars!

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How does NASA throw a party? They planet.

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Why are there so few black astronauts? They're not very comfortable saying, "Yes NASA, no NASA."

I'll see myself out.

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NASA says they've found organic material on Mars... ...but they're probably just putting 'organic ' on the label so they can mark up the prices by 200%

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"We're happy to announce NASA's newest mission will allow us to LITERALLY touch our own Sun!" "Before we continue, please welcome our strangely-excited sponsors, the Catholic Church!"

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I was kicked out of NASA today. Apparently; "To Bed Bath and Beyond!" is not an appropriate quote to say during launch.

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NASA sends probe to Uranus people everywhere giggle

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THIS JUST IN! THIS JUST IN! NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

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Instead of trying to find intelligent life on other planets, NASA should... ...Try to find some in the White House. It might prove to be more of a challenge.

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Did you hear about NASA's astronomical discovery? It was a fluke. I heard they didn't plan-et.

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NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle.

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Why does NASA drink sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up

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