Nfl Jokes

Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing.

Aaron Hernandez set a new NFL record Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt

The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice

September was the first calendar month no NFL players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month.

Did you hear what happened to that NFL player that murdered several people? He was suspended.

What does the NFL and Broke Back Mountain have in common? Cowboys that suck.

What do Apple products and the NFL have in common? The Chargers suck

There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs.

Did you hear about the NFL player who went to prison? He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver.

The only people who get more concussions than NFL players.. are their wives

My gf could be a an NFL running back she will *not* go down.

Why don't NFL players wear glasses? Because it's a contact sport.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common? Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

A rather old one. Two NFL coaches were looking a rosters when one of them came across an unusual name.

"Quasimodo? Why does that name ring a bell?"

His friend said, "He was at Notre Dame... a halfback."

Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL. But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.

How is prison like the NFL? You come in a tight-end and leave a wide-receiver.

What do the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common? The cowboys suck.

Why is MetLife Stadium the windiest stadium in the NFL? Because there's a Giant fan in every seat.

I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I? NFL Referee

What do Apple and the NFL have in common? The chargers suck

What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.

(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)

It took a few years, but... Tebowing is finally taking over the NFL.

I don't get what this whole NFL anthem controversy is about... I thought the right-wingers *WANTED* to see black people on their knees.

Whose the best team in the NFL this year? The injured reserve

The only people that get more concussions than NFL players... ...Are their wives

What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? The cowboys both suck.

What’s the difference between an NFL player and football player? When you pat an NFL player on the shoulder, they feel better. But the other gets hospitalized right away.

The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez Is suspended indefinitely.

Bad news for people planning on boycotting tonight's NFL game. The Tiki Torch company is running an ad promoting their new product line.

Coming out of the closet in 2018 Mom.. Dad.... I have to tell you something and you may not like it.... sometimes when I visit the neighbor boy... we lock the door to his room.. and watch the NFL

The Future of Aaron Hernandez. I personally believe Aaron Hernandez would have been a great Punter in the NFL, I mean look at that wicked hang time...

A history teacher asked his class "If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he have to say about the NFL protests?" A student raised his hand and said "If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd probably say 'LET ME OUT OF THIS BOX'"

ESPN couldn’t get Peyton Manning to do NFL commentary... So ESPN dropped down to get Ryan Leaf.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common? They all have the same PR guy.

Why are there no teams named after a dog in the NFL? They would get beaten by Michael Vick

I'm not really a sports person Can anyone explain why so many NFL players are also pro bowlers?

Why did Colin Kaepernick take a knee before each NFL game? He never had the opportunity to kneel during games