Ninja Jokes

When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive.

Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star? Shuriken.

Can the ninja throw his ninja stars? Shurikan

My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it.

I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have. He said, "shuriken."

What do you call a red headed ninja? A Ginja

The Ninja Turtles went to a weapons store. They all got what they wanted except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's.

Can a ninja throw a star? Shuriken

I just went to Japan and didn't see a single ninja there Impressive!

FATHER'S DAY DAD JOKE: What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers

What is an office ninja's most deadly weapon? The element of supplies

I'm like a ninja at the gym Cause you'll never see me there

The Ninja Turtles went to a store to buy new weapons. Everyone got what they needed except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's.

Ninja Joke Can a viking throw an axe?
Sure he can.
Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
Sure he can.
Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?
Shuriken.

My name is Boninjab It's pronounced Bob.
The ninja is silent.

What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja? One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.

I didn't see you at Ninja school today Nice work

You're the best ninja I've ever seen! And the worst ninja in general.

Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-he-can!

I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.

Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What did the claustrophobic ninja do when he fell down a well? He flipped out

Can a ninja throw projectile weapons? Shuriken!

My favorite psychic joke Ninja edit: sorry guys I didn't realize this was a repost from tomorrow

Two ninjas are talking on a rooftop Ninja 1: Hey can you show me your Throwing Star skills?

Ninja 2: Shuriken

Can a ninja attack you from a distance? Shuriken

Two ninjas are training in a field. One ninja says "I'll bet you can't hit that that target with your throwing star."
The other ninja says "Shur-I-ken."

What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? Sneakers.

Why do most people fail ninja school? Because they show up to class.

Can a ninja aim precisely? surehecan

A ninja, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Good to see you two”

What do you call a ninja turtle with an addiction to pastries? Donutello

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais.

What weapon does a ninja use when he just really don't care.. Nun-Fukks

What do you get when you're cut by a katana? A ninja-ry.

What's a ninja's favorite drink? Wataa!

What are ninja's favorite shoes? Sneakers.

I had hired a ninja for my child who was struggling with entomology. It worked because... She know bee

I was at a metal concert and a ninja sprung from the croud He was undetected, unexpected