Oscar Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it

La La Land wins Oscar in Best Picture But Moonlight won the popular vote

Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz has stated... "Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".

Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar

im so sorry

My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke. He didn't get it.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke? Because he didn't get it.

Oscar Pistorius wants a new bathroom door His girlfriend is dead against it.

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street? Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Oscar Pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots.

What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar

Roses are red... Violets are glorious.

I wouldn't surprise

Oscar Pistorius.

My friend Oscar told a joke to Leo Di Caprio. He didn't get it.

Have you ever played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom you take 4 Shots.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar

LEONARDO DECAPRIO WINS AN OSCAR... ... oh wait, it's not a joke this time.

Did you hear about Oscar Pistorius' home improvements? He wants a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend's dead against it

Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time somebody goes in a bathroom and locks the door, you take four shots.

Roses are red... Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't spend Valentine's,

With Oscar Pistorious



^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out

I bet if Leornardo DiCaprio has a kid... he names it Oscar so he can finally have one.

Apparently Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... But his girlfriend was dead against it.

Roses are red, violets are glorious Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious

Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!

Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject... Someone called out "The Queen!"

"Ah", replied Wilde, "but the Queen is not a subject."

Oscar Pistorius wants to install a new bathroom door... but his girlfriend is dead against it

Lets be honest Oscar Pistorius will never set foot in a prison

We should probably stop all the 'Leo never won an Oscar' jokes... ...it's now irrevenant.

Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots

I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about an Oscar He didn't get it.

A Red Oscar Envelope walks into a bar and asks am I Moonlighting or Emma Stoned?

Hey, did you see that movie about a hot-dog ? It was an oscar wiener.

Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people.

Oscar may have been wilde but Billy was wilder.

Cheese has magical properties for the lactose intolerant, we turn into Oscar Pistorious... ... and run to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

What do the metric system and Oscar Pistorius have in common? No feet.

What is oscar pistorius' favourite band? Bullet for my valentine.

Despite Oscar Pistorius' terrible actions, you HAVE to cut him some slack. Come on, he's never had a leg to stand on