Popcorn Jokes

Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.

My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000 The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog.

If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food. I could almost afford a small popcorn.

A woman was arrested for bringing her own popcorn, candy, and soda to the movie theater. She was fined and had to pay court fees, but the good news is she still came out a few bucks ahead from if she would have bought the popcorn at the theater.

What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn

A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar.

What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?

Breaking News: A movie theatre has just been robbed of over two thousand dollars The theives took a large soda and two bags of popcorn

Last night a movie theater was robbed of $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal and a pack of skittles.

What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?

It's awkward touching hands with a woman in a popcorn bag. Especially if you don't know her and she doesn't know that you're eating her popcorn.

What did the baby corn say to mom corn? "Where's popcorn?"

The movie theatre down the road from my house was robbed of $50,000 last night The newspaper said that the suspects escaped with 2 large bags of popcorn, 2 candy bars and a large soda

My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds.

Why did the police officer arrest the popcorn? It was guilty of all salt and buttery.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn

I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm.

What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?

A woman lost a court case... and was fined for bringing her own popcorn, coke and candy to a movie theater. Overall, she still saved a considerable amount of money.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's Popcorn?"

In your will, be sure to write you want to be cremated. The night before you die, eat as many popcorn kernels as humanly possible.

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless

What starts with p and ends in orn Popcorn

I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels right before I die. My cremations gonna be poppin'!

What do u call a unicorns dad? What do u call a unicorns Dad?

Popcorn!?

Why don’t zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? They prefer to eat their fingers separately.

A guy was throwing popcorn at the back of my head in the cinema. I turned around and said, "You and me...when this film finishes...let's sort this out."

He said, "OK then."

And then, when it was over, we cleared away all the popcorn like respectable men.

Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke? It's both corny and cheesy.

What did the baby corn say to its mother? Where's popcorn?

Was that too corny for you?

What did the baby corn say to the daddy corn? Popcorn!

Well, I totally got robbed during a night out last night. We're ok. They got $50. All we got was some candy, a bucket of popcorn, and a mediocre movie.

If you had inherited 1 million dollars tomorrow, how would you use it? I would go to the cinema to watch a movie, buy one popcorn and one large drink. ​

Then invest the remaining $3.48.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "Firetruck" ...What were you thinking?

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

"Popcorn" ..What were you thinking?

Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays! i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.

I hear there's a "Joker" currently in movie theaters. It's whoever sets the prices for the popcorn and beverages.

I heard there was a humvee crash at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart. There were two colonels crushed.

Who do you call when a popcorn gets murdered? The pop coroner

Who's the father of corny jokes? Popcorn!