Hilarious Racism Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Racism Jokes

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Racism is so stupid. You shouldn't treat someone differently just because they're from an inferior race.

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Whats the difference between racism and Asians ? Racism has many faces.

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Want to hear a racist joke? Just kidding, i'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism.

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Racism exists among all races of the world white people are just better at it, like most things.

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The fact that president Obama needs four inches of bullet proof glass at every public speaking event, is proof that racism is still alive Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot everyone.

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Racism and Nickelback are very similar It's fun to joke about them, but you never wanna see them live.

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What's thr difference between the chinese and racism? Racism has many faces.

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I do not tolerate racism of any kind. Racism is a crime. And crime is for minorities

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What's the difference between racism and Amy Schumer? Amy Schumer is not funny.

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I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK.

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My teacher called me racist today.... So I told him " I am not racist because as we all know racism is a crime and crime is only done by black people."

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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? Racism has many faces...

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The difference between racism and Asians? Racism has many faces.

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I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America... Racism can't exist if everybody's white.

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What's the difference between Racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces.

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When Obama made his inaugural speech, they put him behind bulletproof glass. And that's proof of the racism that still exists in America today. I mean, just because he's black, doesn't mean he was going to go and shoot everybody.

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Racism is wrong I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal.

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Don't be racist Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

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What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces.

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There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism
2. black people

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I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people

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Racism is stupid. Why hate a person based on his/her skin color? If you just took the time to know them as a person, you can find a whole lot of other things to hate them for.

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The 5 things I can't stand in this world. 5.Racism
4.The Indians
2.Lists
3.Inconsistencies
1.Hypocrisy

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Me? Racist? No way! Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Racism is a lot like Nickelback... Its fun to joke about, but you never want to see it in person.

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I was visiting a mental hospital. Various patients shouted racial slurs at me. I knew this country had issues with institutionalized racism.

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What`s the difference between chinese people and racism? Racism has many faces

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What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free) Phil Ming

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Why shouldn't you be racist? Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why are black peoples hands and feet white? Because those parts are meant for workin'

PS: Racism is wrong.

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The Washington Redskins, due to the incredible amount of racism, genocide and ignorance associated with that word, have decided to change their name to... ... The Redskins.

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This racism bullshit is getting out of hand. You can't even say "black paint" anymore... Nowadays you have to say:

>!"Mikumba, could you paint the walls please?!<

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This racism thing is getting out of hand. You can't even say "black paint" anymore... Nowadays you have to say:

>!Mikumba, could you paint the walls?!<

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I'm torn: on the one hand, I absolutely hate xenophobia, sexism, and racism on the other hand, orange is my favorite color.

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I'm building an app to help people fall asleep at night. It'll be recordings of straight white men talking about gender identity, cultural appropriation and modern racism... Name of the app is White Noise.

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Some people say I've got a racism problem but I haven't Some of my best friends are racist

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Please don't be racism, racism is a crime .. and crimes are for black people

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A Scottish man, an English man and an Irish man tell some jokes in a pub... Everyone gets arrested for racism.

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New Racism Jokes

What is the difference between casual and competitive racism? You need bedsheets for the latter.

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As a black man, I really have yet to see any of this racism in America that people claim exists. For example, when I go shopping, the store personnel go out of their way to ask me if they can help me.

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An iconic soccer ball have black and white and is made somewhere in Asia. They did it boys racism is no more...

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How could racism exist back then? How could racism exist back then if nobody could see color?

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No issue in this world is black and white Except racism.

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There are two things I hate the most in the world Racism and Asian people.

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Racism at its finest They asked a Scottish man
"What is better for you? A Muslim or a Jewish?"
He replied: the Muslim is better than the Jewish in the sense that gonorrhea is better than chlamydia

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I'm not racist, racism is a crime And crime is for blacks.

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Racism It's the only thing white people won't take credit for

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I'm not a racist Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

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While playing chess, my black friend said to me that white making the first move was racist. I told him that toilet paper being white compensates for all kinds of racism.

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You should never be racist! racism is a crime And crime is for black people

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