Roy Moore Jokes

Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in numbers had never bothered him before. Get it?



Edit: I'm not removing the "Get it?" Part.

Thicc Sauce is Andre Segers

Another Edit: thanks for making "Get It" a meme <3

Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race. He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.

Roy Moore is no longer interested in this year.. Because it’s officially ‘18

What's the difference between Roy Moore and an Anti-Vaxxer? The Anti-vaxxer is against sticking it in kids

Why was Roy Moore waiting outside the liquor store when it opened? He heard they had a 14 year old Brandy

Roy Moore says he’ll bring “Alabama values” to Washington, but I’m not so sure. I mean, he sexually assaulted teenage girls... But he wasn’t related to any of ‘em!

Congress has finally made a decision and just announced that if Roy Moore wins the senate... They will be ending their 'take your daughter to work' program.

to help cope with his loss Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old whiskey she didn't like it

I sure hope Roy Moore wins today Alabama needs a congressman who isn't afraid to get his hands on the issues before they get too big.

What is Roy Moore's favorite piano key? A minor

Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Election It's almost as if he doesn't understand that no means no!

Hey, Roy Moore; what's the weather forecast? Tonight, we'll be dipping into the teens.

Roy Moore opened a clothing store in Birmingham, but it was quickly shut down. Parents were pretty upset when they realized "Teen girls clothes always half off" was the entry policy, not a sale.

Turns out that Roy Moore is having a bad influence on weather in Alabama. The temperatures are flirting with the teens this week.

Roy Moore is in bed with a girl, and says "pretend you're 14". She found that really weird... Her birthday was in 4 months anyway.

The real reason Roy Moore wanted to be in D.C. He hasn't been banned from the National Mall

What does Roy Moore and an e-book have in common? They're both pdf files.

The weather suggests that turnout will be in Roy Moore's favor today. It is expected to dip into the teens.

Doug Jones just won the Senate race against Roy Moore I guess you could say he got Moore votes.

Met Roy Moore at a bar once... Chatted him up about wanting to hook up with twenty-nine year olds.

He looked at me with disbelief and asked "how are you going to do all twenty at once?"

Roy Moore is learning guitar chords and he's starting with A Minor

Roy Moore still hasn't conceded, which actually makes sense. How could anyone banned from mall food courts know anything about concessions?

Roy Moore likes his women the same way he likes his constitutional amendments... 12 and Under

Roy Moore is not happy with the events that transpired tonight He liked it better when the night was young

Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old Scotch She didn't like it

What's the difference between Bob Ross and Roy Moore? One's a doodler and the other's a diddler.

In the Alabama senatorial race next week, Roy Moore is either going to win... ...or he's going to come in a little behind.

When Roy Moore lost the election he went straight to the liquor store. He heard they had a 14-year-old Brandy.

Roy Moore demands recount! Nope, she was still 14

Roy Moore walks into a bar and orders a 10 year old scotch, and water The bartender says "here's your scotch and water."
Roy Moore asks "where's my 10 year old?"

Roy Moore is like winter He's often dipping into the teens

I heard Roy Moore fell off the wagon after losing on Tuesday... Several sources claim he was heard repeatedly asking for a decent 15 year old Brandy.

Did you guys hear about the Alabama senate race? So far the Democrat leads by 8 points. If the lead goes into the 12-14 range, Roy Moore might want to date it.

What do Roy Moore and an anti-vaxxer have in common? They both make a lot of people sick.

Calls that Roy Moore would win the election were... Pre-mature


Big shoutout to Alabama though for not becoming the joke of the whole country

We reveal Roy Moore's favourite joke... The one that never gets old.

I heard Roy Moore was upset that his girlfriend didn’t vote for him... But then he realized that 15 year olds can’t vote anyway.

I don't see why Roy Moore wants a recount. Once the number goes past 16 he loses interest.

I don’t know why Roy Moore is surprised at loosing the election. He did have a reputation for coming in a little behind.