Hilarious Scarecrow Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Scarecrow Jokes

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.

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Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow win the award? He was just outstanding in his field.

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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize? They said he was outstanding in his field

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What do you call a scarecrow who's really good at his job? Outstanding in his field.

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Have you guys heard about the scarecrow... Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?

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Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field.

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Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field

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The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field.

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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize? I heard he was outstanding in his field.

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Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was out standing in his field.

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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Peace Prize? He was out standing in his field.

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As a famous scarecrow once said... "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

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Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress As they lack a heart, mind, and courage

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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award........ ....because it stood out in it's field.

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How did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job? "This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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How did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was simply outstanding in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field

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Why did the scarecrow receive an award? It was outstanding in his field.

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Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!!!

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Why did the scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in his field.

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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He's out standing in his field.

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How did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow win the prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Being a scarecrow isn't easy... but hay, it's in my jeans

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Why did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field

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What did the scarecrow say about his occupation? This job isn't for everyone. But hay... It's in my jeans.

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Why did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in the his field

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Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because it was out standing it its field

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Why did the scarecrow receive an award? ...because he was out standing in his field.

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New Scarecrow Jokes

I planted a dogwood tree in my backyard garden the other day instead of a scarecrow Turns out it's all bark and no bite

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What's a good scarecrow for a morman? Reality.

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Why did the scarecrow receive an Oscar? Because she way out-standing in her field.

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Why did the scarecrow go to Harvard? He was out standing in his field

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Dorothy was walking with Toto, Tin Man, and Scarecrow along the Yellow Brick Road when Toto suddenly sneezed. "Bless you, Toto!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"I bless the rains down in Africa," murmured Toto.

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Why was scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in the field.

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Why did the scarecrow receive his award? Because he was out-standing in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow deserve an award? He was out standing in his field.

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A scarecrow was just promoted because... He was out sanding in his field.

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As a scarecrow they say I'm outstanding in my field But hay, it's in my jeans

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Why do the scarecrow keeps getting promoted? Because he is out standing in his field!

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How did the scarecrow win his noble prize? He was out standing in his field....

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When asked what he thought about his job, the Scarecrow answered 'Well this job isn't for everyone... ... but hay, it's in my jeans'

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A man is wondering across a field and happens across a scarecrow. He asks the scarecrow what it's like to hang in that field day and night.. The scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

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Why did the scarecrow receive an award? He was outstanding in his field

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My mates all say I’m a bit of a pub scarecrow. I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.

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Have you heard about the expert farmer who has taken the role of scarecrow at his farm? He's outstanding in his field.

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How does a scarecrow get promoted? By being outstanding in his field

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Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow? By the time it reaches its last straw, there's nothing left.

(Google Assistant hit me with that one earlier)

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Did you hear about the scarecrow that fought in the war? He was outstanding in the field

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A Scarecrow won an award, For being the best in his field.

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This job isn't for everyone But hay....it's in my jeans - The Scarecrow

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TIL: How to deal with a murder Put up a scarecrow

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Why did the scarecrow receive an award? He was just outstanding in his field

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field 😂

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They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field. When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, "What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he's out standing in his field.

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What did Scarecrow's fear toxin do to the Dark Knight? It made him go batshit crazy.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert? Because he was stuffed!

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