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Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere? It’s called the Corgi-olis Effect.
So why don't Southern Belles attend orgies any more? Too many thank-you notes to write
What do you call a waffle on the beach in Southern California? A sandy Eggo!
If Italian bread is Italian bread, and French bread is French bread, what do you call southern bread Inbred
The state of Florida is a navigational anomaly... The further north you go the more southern it gets.
Did you know toothpaste was invented in the southern states? otherwise it’d be called teethpaste.
Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s? They didn't believe in integration.
What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Southern zoo? The Yankee zoo will have the name of the animal and its Latin name. The Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
Mexico was pretty livid when Donald Trump announced his plan to build a wall along the southern border of the United States... ...But once it's erected and complete, I'm sure they'll manage to get over it.
"Y'know with all the civil unrest, political corruption, class divides, drug smuggling, gang wars, police brutality, gun violence, and poor education maybe building a wall to protect us from our southern neighbors isn't such a bad idea" \- Canada
What’s the difference between a tornado in the south and a southern divorce?
Nothing, somebody’s losing the trailer.
- Robin Williams
What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production? My lands!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ..."
What do you call a southern divorce? A secession from the union.
What do you call a southern girl who runs faster than her brothers A virgin
What does a tornado and a southern divorce have in common? Someone is losing their trailer
A joke from Civil War History Class today
Teacher asks: 'The southern plantations were very wealthy. Exactly how much of that wealth did the slaves get?'
Student answers: 'A whip'
What do you call an unsuccessful migrant trying to illegally cross the U.S. southern border? A Mexi*cant*
What do you call a southern lumberjack a tree feller
What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common? They both care way too much about the Đức Dynasty.
What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion? Seeing your ex.
Mexicans WILL build the wall... Upon contract of Canadian goverment for their owm southern border!
Where's the worst place to get screwed by 8 inches? Probably one of the southern states, they really aren't prepared for that much snow.
What do you call a racist, southern bakery? Cake Cake Cake
How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change??
Christmas Carol not to be sung in Southern California...
Oh the weather outside is frightful...
But the fire is so delightful...
And since you have no place to go....
Remember past mistakes and never trust the voters to make good decisions... Southern Biscuits and Gravy was actually a finalist in the Lay's Chip Contest
What does a southern divorce and a tornado have in common? Someone’s gonna lose a trailer.
I'm writing a southern rock song about chicken eggs... ...it's called "Prebird"
Why are the southern states so bad at calculus? Because they have trouble whenever they try integration.
From the South, but Not Southern
People: You're from the south? But you don't have an accent.
Me: I know, my parents put me in school.
A southern man loves only one thing in life...
1. His wife
2. His cousin
i' ve just bought an house in France, southern coast. It' s very Nice.
Where did the Southern gentleman have his drink sent to? Suite T.
What does a southern sheep say when it leaves? Baaaaaa
If you need to find a beach in southern Utah, we’re your company! We are Southern Utah Plages, visit us at SUPBeaches.con
A black slave escaped with a wheel of cheese. The owner was being interviewed by southern law enforcement where he asked: "will you be able to find him?" Which the officer replied: Can't say but one things for sure, he Nacho Negro.
Why does Georgia volunteer to keep the fire going through the night whenever the southern states go camping? Because Georgia stays woke
If the Southern States of the US annexed the northern part of Mexico right now... The average I.Q. of both countries would go up