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My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
I told my friend that he really shouldn't be using a straw and he replied, "Yeah, I know, I know, it's bad for the environment." I said, "Sure, there's that..." "But it's just a really weird way of eating spaghetti."
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. you should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta
My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
My girlfriend bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!
My mum laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
What's the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
My 10 year old daughter just told me this and I had to share.
My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
My wife didn't believe me when i said I'd made a car from spaghetti Should've seen her face when I drove pasta
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta
My wife told me I was a fool to build a car out of spaghetti. > You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
My sister bet me $100 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
My friend bet me $100 I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta
My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta.
My sister told me I couldn't make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when i rode pasta
My mum laughed at me when I said I was gonna make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
I bet my sister that I could make a car out of spaghetti.... ...you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti? A pastatute!
My girlfriend laughed at me when I said I was going to make a spaghetti car. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You shoulda seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
My wife laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a car out of spaghetti You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
I'm like spaghetti: I'm straight! as long as I stay away from the pot...
At a restaurant, I was getting impatient waiting on my food...
I caught the waiter's attention as he rushed by. “How long will my spaghetti be?”
The waiter said: “I don’t know. We never measure it.”
My girlfriend has just bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
my wife laughed at me when i told her i was going to make a car out of spaghetti She wasn't laughing when i drove pasta.
My wife said it was "crazy and impossible" when I told her I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
My sister didn't believe me when I said I could drive spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
I made a bet with my sister that I could make a working car out of spaghetti.. ..you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. I should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta !
When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop. He was known as the pasta barista baby.
my tinder date told me that I shouldn't be using a straw
I quickly respond "I know, I know. It's bad for the environment."
"No," she replied, "it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti."
A friend bet me that I couldn't turn spaghetti into a motor vehicle She was really mad when I drove pasta
My sister bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
My wife laughed at me when I announced I was building a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta...
My wife told me I could never make a car out of spaghetti... Well, you should've seen her face as I drove pasta.
My Italian girlfriend bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
My Mum said I could never make a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
What do you call a fake spaghetti noodle? An Impasta!
Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti. It was the impasta.
Eminem has corona!! His palms where sweaty knees weak and arms where heavy and there was vomit on his sweater already but it was false alarm it was just moms spaghetti Eminem is da man
I’ve been trying to make a car with the tons of spaghetti my girlfriend has stocked up on. She thinks I’m an idiot. But you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
I bet my friend I could build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
My girlfriend couldn't decided between spaghetti and lasagna I gave her an ultomatoe
My sister bet me €15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You shoeod have seen her face when i drove pasta
My wife laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I rose pasta on my new penne-farthing
My son won’t eat anything but expensive alphabetti spaghetti Luckily he’s dyslexic so we just buy him normal spaghetti
My sister didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Trying to impress my new girlfriend, I told her that I could build a car out of spaghetti
She told me to stop talking nonsense or she'd dump me.
She soon changed her tune when I drove pasta...
A Catholic a Lutheran and a Baptist are talking about their faiths.
The Catholic say "I'm Catholic, we carry rosaries"
The Lutheran says "I'm Lutheran, we have the Lutheran rose"
Finally the Baptist says "I'm Baptist, I have a chicken spaghetti!"
Why did the piece of spaghetti refuse to get on the plate with the rest? Because he had a strained relationship with the rest.
My wife told me I was a fool for trying to make a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta
I told my mom that I was going to make a spaghetti bike. You should've seen her face when I rode right pasta!
What do you call someone who sells their body for spaghetti? A pastatute
What do you call a person who sells themselves for spaghetti? A Pasta-tute
I ate too much spaghetti Well, I was regretti with this
Does Eminem always have to spit on my onion rings? It always ends up tasting like spaghetti.
Why can't you feed spaghetti to a male cow? Because it's im-pasta-bull.
What do you call someone who sells their body for a bowl of spaghetti? A pastatute!
I was going to eat a spaghetti squash... But then I thought, "Nah, I butternut."
gluten free whole wheat spaghetti its inpastabowl
I told my wife I was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.
How does the president like his spaghetti Al presi-dente
Heterosexual women are just like spaghetti.... They're straight, until they get wet.
Spaghetti is the term I believe...
With women, their sexuality can be a mood thing, can't it?
Spaghetti is the term I believe.
**Straight until wet**
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(This is one of Jimmy Carr's jokes but I laughed a lot so I thought I'd share it.)
A husband and wife are eating spaghetti...
Wife somehow gets some sauce on her shirt and says:
"Look at me, I look like a pig..."
, husband responds:
"...and you've also got some spaghetti on your shirt..."
My wife asked why the spaghetti sauce tasted odd I told her I didn't have the thyme to make it right.
stop! I say stop it! Jenn You know I'm straight! She said "so is the spaghetti, until they get wet"
My wife said I would never be able to use a car made of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.
How do you reach the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You have to sail pasta seas.
What do you call spaghetti from the hood? Spa-ghetto. Or just spaghetti because we're not racists.
What did the lasagna say to the pizza after having an affair for a while? We have to stop, I think Spaghetti sauce!
Why aren't men supposed to give birth? Because if they did everyone would look like spaghetti.
[OC] What do you tell a preacher when they invite you over for spaghetti dinner?
"Pasta pasta, pasta." :)
EDIT: Say it out loud.
My wife thought I was crazy when I suggested a car made out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I was driving pasta!
Some software developers were deciding on a retirement gift for a co-worker and decided to give him something reminiscent of all the work he'd done over the years. They treated him to a spaghetti dinner.
What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta
My little sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta :b
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