Hilarious Spice Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Spice Jokes

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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.

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What do you call a Japanese spice demon? Pepper-oni.

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I've decided to kill off the protagonist to the new book I'm writing. That should spice things up in my autobiography.

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I relabeled all the jars in my mom's spice rack I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.

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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book im writing. It's really gonna spice up the autobiography.

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Old Spice Joke Look at the comments.

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Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets? Only thyme will tell.

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The wife and I were trying to spice things up in the bedroom... so now I cumin her every thyme.

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I was alphabetising my spice rack... when I realised I have too much spare thyme.

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Me: I'm here for medication to help with my fear of the spice girls Doctor: we have 3 types so tell me what you want

Me[screams]

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What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord.

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What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority.

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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing. It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.

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My wife told me I should spice things up in the bedroom. So I decided to cumin her mouth.

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What's the #1 rule of the spice trade? Thyme is money.

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If the plural or mouse is mice, and the plural of louse is lice... What does it really mean if my spouse wants to spice things up?

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Me and my girlfriend bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice up our love life... ... I just can't seem to fit it inside her. Shouldn't have gotten the hardcover version I guess.

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What spice does a tiny doggo like on its steak? Puppercorn.

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I was bored, so I spent all day re-arranging my spice rack, only for one of the herb jars to exploded all over me... I've got way too much thyme on my hands

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I wanted to be a chef. I figured it would add some spice to my life.

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My girlfriend said.. "We should spice things up and try reversal of roles in the bedroom"

So I have a headache.

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I have officially decided to kill off a few characters in this book I'm writing, It'll really spice up my autobiography.

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What did the spice say during climax? I'm cumin! I'm cumin!

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What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeño Business

You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates.

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I decided to kill off some characters in the book I'm writing Would definitely spice up my autobiography a little

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Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice.

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I've built a spice catapult that is capable of seasoning a steak from a distance of 100 yards. It's a little hard to aim but there's no sense crying over every missed steak.

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My wife asked me to spice things up So I told my girlfriend to Cumin.

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I’m going to kill off some characters in this book I’m writing That should spice up my autobiography a little

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A spice belt for chefs Might be a waist of thyme

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How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction? Apply the pumpkin patch.

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I wanted to rearrange all the spices on my spice rack But I couldn't find the thyme.

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An Asian couple is in bed And the husband, making an effort to spice things up, says "We do #69 now"!

And the wife says, "Why you want Beef and Broccoli"?

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Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH? Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic

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Yo momma's so fat If she were a spice girl, she would be pumpkin spice.

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favourite spice? Ground ginger.

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What do you call it when an Indian and a Portuguese are sexting? Spice trade

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We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil. It's for Autumnmobiles

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She wanted me to spice things up in bed. But my Jalapenis just burnt her.

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New Spice Jokes

I've just had a letter from a herb and spice company, saying that I owe them £100... If I don't pay within a week, they're sending the bay leafs round!

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What does Trump add to his ideas to spice them up and go wild? Common sense

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Why aren't polygamists referred to as spices? If the plural form of mouse is mice...then logically the plural form of spouse should be spice.
Because when you get more than one things get spicy.

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Why aren't poligomists referred to as spice? If the plural of mouse is mice, then logically the plural of spouse should be spice...
It just makes sense because when you have more than one things get spicy.

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A guy wants to spice up his marriage by trying bondage... The wife says. "I told you over and over again, no! Why do you keep asking me to tie you up?"

Husband says, " I just can restrain myself!"

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What is Alabama's favorite flavor? Pumpkin Spice

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So I was telling my friend how I started adding pepper to my ham sandwich’s. I really need more spice in my life.

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I was in the kitchen when I heard a sound coming from the spice cabinet I decided to investigate to see if anything was wrong. As I started to open the cabinet door, I heard a small voice say "It's okay. It's sesame."

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What does a Muslim add to spice up his food? A halal-peño.

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My wife wanted to spice up our relationship But she was pretty mad when I bought the Sri Lankan spice dealer up to the bedroom.

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What spice never shows up? Parsley flakes

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You know how I spice things up in the bedroom? I have curry in bed

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What did the white girl say when she found out pumpkin spice lattes were considered basic? "My whole life is a lye!"

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What's the PH of pumpkin spice? Basic.

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I got caught stealing at the spice shop. I took too much thyme.

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The Spice Girls reunion tour (with special guests Salt-N-Pepa) was just announced. It will be called the Allspice Seasonal Tour, presented by Old Spice.

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I fell asleep in a spice factory When I woke up, I'd lost all sense of thyme

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The Indian Spy training University is very effective Even the food has spice in it..

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An Italian painter loved spice So he boughtachili

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