Hilarious Storm Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Storm Jokes

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators

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On this day, when we Americans storm Area 51, you Europeans should storm the Vatican Archives We'll take on the aliens, you'll take on the predators.

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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night Oof

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A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober.

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If Americans storm Area 51, Europeans should storm the Vatican They can get the aliens, we'll get the predators.

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Why are storm troopers so clingy? Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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If vampires are hurt by holy water, why don’t priests just bless a storm cloud to kill vampires everywhere? But then I remembered why so many vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just look for the fresh prints.

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If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called? Thunder Cats.

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There was a bad storm that broke the chicken coop causing a farmer to lose a few chickens. After the storm he asked his farm hand how many chickens were left.

“16 chickens, sir.”

“Alright, round them up, please.”

“20 chickens, sir.”

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Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm? Because lightning strikes the highest object.

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone? He couldn't find the droid he was lookin' for.

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Maybe the song "It's Raining Men" wouldn't have been as popular had they used the original demo title: "Corpse Storm."

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Since were storming Area 51, why not storm the Vatican... By your logic they can’t rape all of us.

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I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody.

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What do you call a hooker in a snow storm? Frostitute

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone? He couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You just look for fresh prints.

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I once went to an open air Queen concert. It was good, but there was a terrible electrical storm during the set

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening...

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After a terrible storm, a farmer realizes he needs to revamp his fence. Sorry, repost.

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Instead of storming Area-51, we should storm Vatican They can’t rape us all

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Is your name Area Fifty-One? Because I wanna storm your private areas

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The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling... And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...

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Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

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A Storm Trooper and a Red Shirt get into a fight. Storm Trooper misses every shot.

Red Shirt dies anyways.

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How do you find will smith in a snow storm? Follow the fresh prints

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs? Cuz of all the pews.

I hate myself

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Tropical Storm Jose will not make it into the US. Donald Trump won't allow it.

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Why did Kim storm out of the bedroom on Kanye? Because he called out his own name in bed.

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America is storming Area 51 Let Europe storm the Vatican. America can have the Aliens.
Europe will get the Predators.

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One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like.

The meteorologist replied, "Hail, Hitler!"

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My kettle sounds like thunder and rain. I think a storm is brewing.

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This most recent snow storm was a lot like what women experience with me in the bedroom What was supposed to be 8" somehow turned into 4"

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Since Americans technically stormed Area 51 Europeans will have to storm Vatican.

You guys get the aliens, we will get the predators.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers.

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Weatherman forecasted the worst storm in over a hundred years, but it didn't hit us. It was very anticlimatic

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A tropical storm goes through Mississippi and Alabama and becomes a tropical depression.

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I was trying to buy some storm insurance for my camp site, but was refused. They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper? The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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New Storm Jokes

My dad in North Carolina asked me if I'd be able to fly home from New York for Good Friday.... I told him I couldn't because of the big storm.



Nor Easter

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I decided to listen to the Doors' "Riders On the Storm" as the next hurricane approaches. It's in E Dorian

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If this storm is named Dorian... If this storm is named Dorian, what is it called a hurricane and not a himmacane instead?

Courtesy of my 60 year old dad so you know it's real

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Why doesn't Trump care about Irma? She's a 5 at best.

(Sorry if someone else said this, but I've been ducking away from the storm and not paying much attention to the sub)

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Hurricane jokes are taking the internet by storm. P.S Don't know if it was posted already but I think it's pretty funny

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What's the difference between Trump and Hurricane Harvey? One is a storm wreaking havoc across the nation. The other is Hurricane Harvey.

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An old man was piloting a small plane with his wife and kids aboard as a powerful storm raged. “Don’t fret so much,” he said to them as they were filled with fear. “If anything should happen to me, I've provided for all of you very generously in my will.”

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Why do sailors take storm warnings seriously? They're for boating.

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Eying the distant storm, Santa said to Rudolph: "It's going to rain, dear!"

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Report: Ocean weather pattern weakens hurricane Matthew and spares damage during US landfall Meteorologists have decided to name the weather pattern "Sean Paul", as it had the right temperature to shelter us from the storm.

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With all these self-driving cars being tested... Microsoft decided to get into the mix with a self-driving car of their own. Recently the car encountered a severe storm in which case the only damage it encountered was...broken Windows.

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What does a candy cane say to another candy cane during a strong storm? **Hurry**cane!

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My laptop got left outside during a storm. I tried turning it on and the screen blew and the keyboard started smoking. That's the first time I've seen the rain set fire to a Dell.

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