Stripper Jokes

My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper. But she screamed when I brought her one.

I stole a stripper's kid. It was like taking baby from a Candi.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs.

I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
Thanks for the gold !

Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a strip club Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? Strippers don't rig their polls.

Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church..... They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too.

I once met a dyslexic stripper named Density

The average stripper weighs 112lbs According to one pole.

What’s the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls.

I bought my wife a stripper pole for our anniversary and installed it in our bedroom. Whenever I ask her if she likes it, she just dances around the subject.

My friend is a male stripper. He hates his job and wants to quit, but the pay is too good. So he decided to stick it out for a little longer.

Being a stripper is like working at McDonald's.... Covered in oil and questioning your choices after high school.

What do you get when you cross an anti-vaxxer with a stripper? Pole-io

What do drain cleaner and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs

A man walks into a bar and sees a plus sized stripper dancing on a table.. He tells her, "Nice legs!"

"Wow, you really think so?"

"Definitely," he replies, "most tables would have collapsed for sure."

Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event: "It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."

Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage.

What do you call a former stripper turned mathematician? The thot that counts.

What's the difference between a waitress at a strip club and a stripper? About 2 weeks.

Dating a stripper is like opening a bag of chips in church eveybody looks at you in disgust but deep inside they all want some.

I got kicked out of a titty club. The stripper started yelling at me for using fake money, so I yelled at her for using fake titties.

What's the best part of a bulimic birthday party? ...When the cake jumps out of the stripper.

My credit card is like a stripper. There isn't much on it.

I stole a stripper's child. It was like taking baby from a Candi.

Why should you never fight Destiny? Because then you will have to fight the bouncers, and every other stripper in the club.

Mr. Peanut was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a local Strip Club The arresting officer said it wasn't the first time he'd busted a nut in front of a stripper and it wouldn't be the last.

How does one become a level 99 stripper? A lot of grinding.

Jack the Ripper's reasons for killing hookers was pretty understandable. They wouldn't accept him into their ranks as Jack the Stripper.

What do you call a stripper who fell down? A Hoedown.

What does a stripper and a guitar have in common? The G-String is always going off.

I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica My stage name? South Pole.

What do you call an ugly stripper? Poor

What do you get from a stripper with hemorrhoids? A prolapsed dance.

What do you call a girl that can table dance infinitely due to unusual geometry infinitely due to unusual the geometry A Mobius stripper

Heard a little kid telling this joke to his friend but failed to catch the punch line. What do you call a stripper that lives under water?

How do you tip a one legged stripper? Hit it from behind.

Why was the Canadian stripper sore all over? People had been throwing loonies at her all day

I went to a bulimic bachelor party last weekend A cake jumped out of the stripper.

Where does Santa's stripper mom work? The North Pole