Thot Jokes

What do you call a philosopher who's banging a prostitute? Someone who's deep in thot.

My girlfriend has started a livestream show where she does basic arithmetic while wearing lingerie. It's "The Thot That Counts".

Hear about the girl who banged her philosophy professor for a better grade? He was deep in thot.

Some of my friends go on Tinder dates just for free food I guess you could call it food for thot.

What do you call a former stripper turned mathematician? The thot that counts.

What do you call a prostitute mathematician? A thot that counts

What do you call it when a scientist tries to get laid? A thot experiment.

What do you call a train full of prostitutes? A train of Thot.

My girlfriend wants prostitution legalized so she can start a Hooker Training Course... ...I told her I disagreed with that school of thot

What do you call a second-hand prostitute? An after-thot.

I can’t ever remember my plans to breakup with my girlfriend It’s probably because it’s a thot provoking process.

Hot girl in accounting? It's a thot that counts

What do you call a girl you can't stop thinking about? .......a recurring thot

Whats the difference between a thot and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you hit it

What do you call a hoe in the shower A shower thot

What do you call a fat thot? Hobese.

What do you call a basic girl in potato themed lingerie A Tator-Thot

What do you call a hooker who does math? The thot that counts.

Hey girl, are you a sentence? Because you're looking like a complete thot.

What sound does a clock make when it's in a strip club Thicc thot

My wife is a prostitute that likes to keep track of her customers per week She says she does it to keep our relationship more personal.


I don't mind much, but it's the thot that counts.

What do you call a hoe from Idaho? A tater thot.

Men that are great cooks tend to be good with the gals Food for thot

I have been wondering for a long time, what unfaithful women eat. Food for thot.

What do you call a doubtful side-chick? A second thot.

Why do philosophers get chicks? They're thot provoking.

My girlfriend just broke up with me Leaving me thot-less

Why did the pimp put his hoe in charge of his money? It’s the thot that counts.

Met this Gorgeous Accountant She told me her name was Jorge. "But isn't that a man's name?" I asked.

"Yes, but it's the THOT that counts"

A basic girl was struggling with her math class, its the thot that counts

What do you call a hoe that got into accounting? The thot that counts

What do you call a very promiscuous mathematician? The thot that counts.

What's a thot's favorite vegetable? An Artichoke.

Insta is Now a 1984-Style Dystopia. Look Out For: The Thot Police

Your UG education can help shape your future Without it you'd just be a Shower Thot

What do you call it when a boyfriend is teasing his hot girlfriend too much? Thot provoking.

I guess I was feeling philosophical at the bar last night because I ended the night deep in THOT.

Insta is Now a 1984-Style Distopia. Look Out For: The Thot Police

My wife is a mathematician. I got her a calculator as an anniversary gift but she didn’t like it. It’s the thot that counts.