Unemployment Jokes

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment Is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.

I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday. My boss said, “Clean our your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”

So today is 4/20 4/20 is national weed day, 4/21 is national surprise drug test day and 4/22 is national unemployment day

What’s the worst about working for the department of unemployment? If you get fired you still have to show up the next day

"Your next spelling word is: beheaded." Can you use it in a sentence please?

"Sure, Kathy Griffin beheaded to the unemployment office."

I'd make a joke about unemployment But it doesn't work

Nearly 200 million Chinese kids are back to school after COVID-19 crisis Unemployment strikes again

What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee.

I have some jokes about unemployment. But they need some work.

I was going to make a joke about unemployment But it didn't work.

I keep trying to come up with unemployment jokes. But none of them work

I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work.

i was going to tell a unemployment joke....... but its not going to work

"They say that if you do what you love, it's never a job." "How inspirational. Unfortunately your unemployment claim has been denied."

What has 10,000 feet and one tooth? An unemployment line in Arkansas.

Unemployment jokes aren't funny They just don't work

I was trying to think of unemployment jokes... But none of them work anyways.

I would tell you all about my jokes about unemployment **but none of them work**

I remembered an unemployment joke... ...but then I realized that none of them work.

I was up all night wondering... if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?

I have a lot of unemployment jokes But they don’t work.

What animal can be found in the unemployment line? The poorqueuepine.

I have a lot of unemployment jokes Unfortunately none of them work...

I have a joke about unemployment. But I think it won't work.

I have a joke about unemployment... But I'm afraid it might not work...

I wrote this joke about unemployment I really just don't think it's going to work.

Working at the unemployment agency would have to be a tense job Knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

I have a joke about unemployment: But it doesn't work

I have a joke about unemployment It doesn't work though

I have jokes about unemployment But none of them work..

Got a funny joke after getting fired I have a bunch of unemployment jokes but none of them work
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I have a friend who collects an unemployment check His name is socialism, he doesn't work.

Since it the unemployment rate in America is at all time low... It is making hard for find my third job.

It takes 10,000 hours to become an expert at something. I've done the maths. I'm amazing at unemployment.

Unemployment rates in bondage studios are low. Most candidates are unwilling to learn the ropes.

You can major in 5 things in college: science, engineering, business, nursing, or unemployment.

I wrote a really fun joke about unemployment. I just don't think it will work.

Unemployment offices are shutting down and laying of people. Trump is to blame

Why do women cope with unemployment better than men? They only lose 80 cents on the dollar